Saint
Torn / Jay   Canada
 
 
Wolves asleep amidst the trees
Bats all a swaying in the breeze
But one soul lies anxious wide awake
Fearing all manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths
For your dolly Polly sleep has flown
Don't dare let her tremble alone
For the witcher, heartless, cold
Paid in coin of gold
He comes he'll go leave naught behind
But heartache and woe
Deep, deep woe

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ♥♥♥♥, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.


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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Some sick RP logs
Cody: And trust me the admins will see it my way

[LOOC] Nathan Ward: How can artyom kill you when he isnt an admin

** [City 17 Uniform|5 O'C...] begins to pee violently.

[Smooth skin | Large r...] says "Demonstrate 'the egg'"

Fermin : hahaah gut noob this game suck beter the elder scrolirs online

SIN. Aiden Quinn says "<:: Shut up with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥♥-speak. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ come across the world after we've tried to ditch you by coming here and dethroning the ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Do we ever ditch you honkey ♥♥♥♥-heads?"

** [AfricanAmerican/Brown...] would give a small wave as he'd then slowly C-Walk towards the female as he'd speak right after, "What you doing tonight, girl?" As he'd grasp onto his comb placed gently inside of his breast pocket as he'd comb-back his fade slightly.

[OOC] Wilda Biest: dude you are literally asperger boy 9000

[OOC] Max Hadwell: teach me the ways of internet erp
[OOC] Joey Calabreeni: mao zedong ritual roleplaY SACRIFICE to great communist leader mao zedong hand out red books
[OOC] Mao Zadong: red sun in the sky
[OOC] Joey Calabreeni: hannibal bannibal mao zedong worship
[OOC] Mao Zadong: howdy mr clown

[LOOC] Wendelin Faust: im tired of having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money

Terrance ''Ozzy'' Oswald says: "You disrespected papa for the last time, you fat ♥♥♥♥."\

[OOC] Sophie Pette: You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck liberal speccunt, im complaining about tnb, and it is on your server so you have done it

Jenny Hagerty says "Planing on going to a bar myself uhh-..Hope you aint the type to take advanatge of un willing citzens ya?"
[LOOC] Jenny Hagerty: you don't mind like torture or rape XD

CCA-GHOST-C08vL.60589 yells "<:: Final warning! Stay where you are, get on the ground! Do it now! ::>"
Yoshikuni Kiyotaka I says "No."
Yoshikuni Kiyotaka IV says "No."
Yoshikuni Kiyotaka III says "No."
Yoshikuni Kiyotaka V says "No."
Yoshikuni Kiyotaka II says "No."

triOblivion ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ: Where do you want the boat crew to come in?

** Cpl-P. Camilia (Caramel) Sjöberg breathes heavily, her chest moving against Jenni's as she drolls in lust. In a swift movie, Camilia sits up with a groan of pleasure, her kevlar sliding down now as she smirks, staring at Jenny, horniness obviously completley taking over her. She grabs the side of Jenni's latex jumpsuit and tugs it down, exposing her sweaty back and the fron tof her body. She does the saem wit hherself, revealing that she was wearing no bra underneath, nor was she wearing and underwear while Jenni's hands explore her rear area. She leans back in with her bare chest now touching Jenni's, which seems to be sweaty in lust as her cheeks are still bright red. As she gdrwas close to Jenni's lips again, she gives them a lustful lick, and giggles before pressing her lips against hers deeply once again, pecking at her lips in an agressive manner.

[An American, teenage boy of no more t...] says "Time to get naturally selected, ♥♥♥♥♥♥."

Sophie Pette has used '/Me BREATHES IN DEEPLY LETTING THE OXYGEN FLOW INTO HER LUNGS, THE OXYGEN WOULD THEN GO IN THROUG HHER MOUTH AND SHE WOULD CONTINUE THE CYCLE BECAUSE THIS IS REQUIRED TO BREATHE, WOULD THEN BREATH OUT THE OXYGEN LETTING OUT A CLOUD OF THAT WEIRD THING THAT COMES OUT IN OXYGEN, THEN UNFLIPS HER KATANA AND HER EYES CHNAGE TO BE ANIME, AND THEN EVERYONE CALLS HER RAVEN AND CROW AND SHE CUTS ALL THE CPS IN HALF AND KILLS ALL THE CITIZENS FOR FUN TO AVENGE HIS BROTHER WHO WAS KILLED BY THE COMBINE AND ALSO HIS MOTHER AND FAMILY AND SHE CARRIES A PHOTO EVERYWHERE AND SHE IS STRONGER THEN EVERYONE SHE ALSO KNOWS ALL THE REBEL BASES AND IS THE CURRENT SECTORIAL OF THE CITY, OH AND ALSO IN HER BACKSTORY SHE WAS BULLIED SO SHE HAS ONE BLUE AND ONE RED EYE.

63 / 5'9 / Very Wrink...] says "I've never heard of you before because my country wasn't degenerates.

Puff: lol stop acting like your frank horrigan
Puff: donchu know you cant land a blow on connor
Puff: morgan

Not a Tree: and that makes me mad cuz im not a snowflake no more

Cpl. Richard Orrville has banned 'triOblivion ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ' permanently (Known Minge|Repeat Offender ).

-(HAIL2U)-thebiggerboat3: gimme sum of that chicken bone mmmmm spit spit nug nug num num

Halvard O.: Man and my jakey johnny wil have at ye

Puff: Would you like to play a game modeled after a series of novels based on tactical espionage/ combat in a modern setting, and action written by the author Tom Clancy, Who lived from 1947 to 2013, Born in Baltimore, MD, but had no hand in creating the actual game itself, named after the fictional organization nicknamed rainbow six, modeled after real-life's Seal Team Six, but changed slightly to avoid copyright claims, and lawsuits, but due to the series Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six having eighteen previous games, they needed to retitle it with a new brand, thus calling it siege, refrencing the in-game mechanics of attacking/defending a heavily fortified objective?

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claymore clint 13 Dec, 2017 @ 3:56pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Apathy 21 Jul, 2017 @ 12:09pm 
I can't believe you're foolish enough to keep trying. You don't realize that i'm always two steps ahead of you, do you? Perhaps the phrase 'Ignorance is bliss.' truly does have meaning. All these attempts haven't gotten you anywhere, so why haven't you given up? I can end your life with just the push of a button, one simple flex of the thumb and your pitiful existance is over. No matter how hard you squirm and struggle, i'll always have you beaten. The truth of the matter here, is that i've claimed victory. I win, and when I press this button, your life is over. Click.
Big Papa 6 Jul, 2017 @ 6:57pm 
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If you are a disgusting black ♥♥♥♥♥♥, someone will put this in your comments.
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ulothrix 28 Jun, 2017 @ 8:56pm 
When she continues to fondle your fallic member although the a clear excretion of seminal fluid.
shuckle 1 Apr, 2017 @ 12:02pm 
Hey, ♥♥♥. You think you're hot ♥♥♥♥? Just because you troll HL2RP servers doesn't make you cool. You're not "an epick troll" OKAY? I'd say that you're twelve years old, but even a six year old isn't as immature as you. You don't understand how to roleplay, and you never will. You don't understand that ERP makes BONDS between characters, OKAY BUDDY? Just because I ERP doesn't mean I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser. You're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER for trolling every single day on servers where people just want to roleplay peacefully. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just because you have some ESP from MPGH or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't make you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKER, stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Watch out around me buddy, because I'm 6'3" and 230 pounds of muscle, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I have your address, and I'm not afraid to do ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! If you haven't gotten it through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THICK SKULL yet, ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! And don't make fun of my autism either!! I'm smarter and more mature than you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Tep 15 Mar, 2017 @ 3:35pm 
I have a meme on this kid's page