ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʀᴇ-ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ. ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏʀʀɪᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʜᴇʜᴇ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ꜱᴜʙᴛʟᴇ ʙᴜʀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀɪʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴇꜱᴏᴘʜᴀɢᴜꜱ. ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴘʀᴇᴘꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴄʟᴇꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ. 0/10 ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ. ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ, ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ɪ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀꜱꜱᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ. ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅᴇᴅʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴅɪꜱᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ ʜᴀꜱ ꜰᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ. ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʟʏ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇQᴜɪʀᴇ ᴇɪɴꜱᴛᴇɪɴ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛʀᴀᴘ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʙɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴜʙᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴄᴜꜰꜰ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ɪ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴍᴘᴀᴛʜʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪꜱᴇ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴀʀ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ᴡᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ɪɴ ᴛᴇxᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴡᴀʀʏ ᴏꜰ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ꜰᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ. ɪᴍ ᴅɪꜱᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇᴅ, ʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴏꜰꜰᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴘʟᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴋɪᴅꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴡᴀɪꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʙꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɢʀɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴋɪᴅꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇᴀʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘɪꜱꜱ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ