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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
Hear ye, hear ye, noble lords, ladies, and gentlefolk of the realm! I have stumbled upon a most curious tale, one of magic, emotion, and the weaving of destinies, called Life is Strange: True Colors. It is not a game of swordplay or heroic quests, but a journey into the heart and soul of human emotion, guided by a young maiden blessed—or perhaps cursed—with a gift most wondrous.

In this tale, we follow Alex, a lass who doth possess the power to sense and shape the emotions of those around her. Like a wise healer or soothsayer, she doth see the very hues of the soul, feelings manifesting as colors—rage burns red, sorrow flows in blue, and joy glimmers like gold. Her gift allows her to peer into the hearts of those in need, to mend what is broken or perhaps alter the course of fate itself.

The town of Haven, where this tale doth unfold, is no grand kingdom but a humble village nestled in the mountains, as if it were an enchanted hamlet from our very own fables. The townsfolk are rich in character, and as Alex journeys forth, we find ourselves bound to their fates as if their joys and sorrows were our own. She seeks truth in the mysterious death of her brother, unraveling secrets like an alchemist doth with ancient scrolls.

The magic of this game lies not in feats of strength or the vanquishing of beasts, but in the weighty choices one must make. Each decision, though subtle, ripples through the story like a pebble cast into a still pond. Will you be kind, or stern? Will you reveal a hidden truth, or let it lie buried? Such choices are as pivotal as any knight’s charge in battle.

The music, oh the music! 'Tis a melody that doth stir the heart, like a bard's ballad sung on a moonlit eve. It carries the player through moments of joy and sorrow, lifting spirits high or grounding them deep in contemplation.

I say to thee, Life is Strange: True Colors is a tale for those who seek not glory on the battlefield but wish instead to wander the realms of the heart and mind. 'Tis a moving experience, full of mystery, emotion, and the subtle magic of human connection. Approach this game as thou wouldst a cherished tale told by the fire, and let thine own heart be moved by its strange and wondrous power.






Posted 21 September, 2024.
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731.6 hrs on record (726.6 hrs at review time)
Hark, noble lords and ladies of the realm, for I have had the grand fortune to partake in a most curious and wondrous contest, one they doth call Counter-Strike 2. A game of skill and cunning, where warriors from far-flung lands engage in furious combat, not with sword or lance, but with strange fire-spewing rods known as “guns.”

The battlefield is diverse, from stone fortresses and desert citadels to urban keeps that resemble the great halls of future kingdoms. Teams of valiant soldiers, some clad in armor akin to royal guards, while others more akin to roguish brigands, do battle in a duel to the death. ‘Tis a game of strategy, where one must rely not only on strength but on the mind's sharpness, as one must calculate thine own position, time thy strikes, and coordinate with thy brethren.

Oh, the skill required! It wouldst make the finest of our archers and crossbowmen tremble. For in CS2, reflexes are tested as if one were facing an ambush of arrows. The thrill of planting a magical “bomb,” or thwarting such evil machinations, keeps thine heart pounding as if one were on the precipice of war itself. And let us not forget the economy—a strange concept where coin is not forged in fire but rather earned through victory and performance, allowing one to procure better arms for the next encounter.

Yet, beware, for this game is no tournament for the faint of heart! Many a time have I fallen to the speed and precision of a well-placed shot, and many a curse hath been uttered in frustration. 'Tis a game that doth reward practice, patience, and the swiftest of reflexes.

In conclusion, I say to thee, Counter-Strike 2 is a contest of true valor and wit, suited for those knights and brigands alike who seek the glory of combat in a world both familiar and foreign. Equip thine weapons, and may fortune favor thy team!
Posted 21 September, 2024.
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4.9 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
very educational
Posted 3 November, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
77.6 hrs on record (66.2 hrs at review time)
One of the best FPS Shooter Games, It becomes better if you play it with friends, verry good graphics and low requests, fun and awsome
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
I like so much that game bu neet to be optimized
Posted 23 April, 2016.
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41.3 hrs on record (26.5 hrs at review time)
A Best Game
Posted 18 September, 2015.
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