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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:31am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:58am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 4:48am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:18am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 8:58am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 9:00am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 9:00am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:41am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 4:22am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 4:41am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 7:40am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 8:25am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 8:45am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 4:42am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 11:11am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 3:53am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:28am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 5:01am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 8:35am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 8:40am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:45am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 4:28am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:19am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 11:14am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 6:26am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 4:49am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 6:54am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 15 May, 2024 @ 8:02am