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We'll make flesh guitars out of actual anime waifus for the most authentic and meaty experience. And you know what we'll call the band? Senpai Slaughterhouse

This is Epic

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to end this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

Until you introduced me to Agoraphobic Nosebleed, progeria and negrosis infested my body, driving me to the brink of death at the age of 10. The moment I heard their beautiful hit, "Drive By Blowjob on a Bicycle", my skin lightened and I instantly de-aged by 35 years, making me youthful once more. Drive By Blowjob on a Bicycle is more than just 12.5 seconds of a man strung out on crack ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bass drum - it's an audio clip of angels performing sexual acts upon those ascending into the heavens, giving life to any mere mortal who is blessed enough to be graced by its sound. Thank you, my friend.

Anime is the ONLY form of entertainment suitable for consumption if you are a self-respecting white male. And as time goes on we can see the divide between those who have taste and those who do not, and I'm glad we're having this divide. Anime is the high culture of the 20th and 21st century, something that is a genuine creative effort devoid of dubious ideologies. It is a piece of eternity given to us and expressed by us. It is OUR artform and OUR defiance to the filth of movies, actors, celebrities and the whole Western media apparatus. It eclipsed them completely. It rendered them obsolete.

Japan deserves nothing except our eternal gratitude for creating anime. It is essentially the only media currently existing that has a transcendental value, or is brimming with subtle emotion. The aesthetic employed within it is so often taken from european culture, and there's so many stories that deal with european mythology or are inspired by white civilization. But even when an anime deals exclusively with japanese culture, the emotional resonance is there. Why? Because the root of both the japanese and whites is the same. What is this root? Is it something immaterial like a soul, a word of God that materialized and solidified in both our cultures and psyches? Or is it just the end result of racial purity? I don't know. But I do know that anime has provided a glimpse into that which both races and cultures dreamed off and desired for aeons.

As you ☝️ are no doubt aware 👀, someone 👺 has been senselessly defacing 😱 fair Delfino Isle 🐬 using some paint-like substance 🍆💦👅. The accused is charged ‼️ with polluting ☠️ our beautiful home ☀️, and yes, endangering 😤 our very way of life. 🙅

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

4U

I'm a big guy.

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DID YOU GET YOURSELVES A PIZZA
DID YOU GET YOURSELVES A NICE YUMMY PIZZA
THEN WHAT'S THAT HERB SMELL
WHAT'S THAT HERB SMELL I SMELL RIGHT NOW

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5:30 PM - They say im possessed: dude
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: i think
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: i have a tumor
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: in my brain
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: just for u
5:30 PM - Izz: LMFAO
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: and everytime
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: you talk
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: it gets
5:30 PM - They say im possessed: bigger

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Is this good enough?

Go get more animals and start a farm or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr199F_VNFg&list=UUCjcdToLqFdiBHYnHSu7Tcw

Eve. Holy Water. Health Down pill. Lemon Mishap.
GURDY.

-Rep Castrated me

YOU'RE ONLY LEVEL 10, HAHAH YOU SUCK. I AM A LEVEL 35 MASTER !!!!!!!!

casual

Well, ♥♥♥♥.

You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Dude, I am in my basement and the sea cassowary has evolved to have a call that attracts others of its kind. Oh, and it's banging on the door with a baseball bat.

Oh no. That is no good. Uhhhhh, slap it?

I found a sea-cassowary in my toilet, what do I do?

ALLAHU AKBAR!

thank you santa

I hope you get shot


thanks, S.C. C:

casual

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/325/2/5/scottish_scootaloo_by_rautakoura-d5lpydr.jpg
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bronies who try to convert everyone are coming to attack us. I think I'll be okay, but you should fortify your firewall

Aren't they invisible? How exactly does that work?

http://fallout3.nexusmods.com/mods/18692
Enjoy

casual

Hey yoo
ya yooo
yoooooooooooooo
yoooooooooooooooo
yooo
yoo

I am pretty sure he has many virginities!

Make sure he has many virginities!

I love you too.

Pliss give me the ♥♥♥♥♥.I have around eleven ♥♥♥♥♥, not keen on sharing though*gives Stately Steel Toe and Handyman's Handle*
Here, eat these!
,

Pliss give me the ♥♥♥♥♥.

I have around eleven ♥♥♥♥♥, not keen on sharing though

Are you sure?