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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2019 @ 1:57am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 6:54am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:15am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2019 @ 3:29am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2019 @ 4:31am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 2:59am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 4:23am

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 1:01am

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 6:38am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 8:26am

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 10:11am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 8:43am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 9:49am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 8:11am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 10:34am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 9:23am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 9:05am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 5:25am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 8:56am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 3:39am

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 9:24am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.