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Steven Pinker Enthusiast 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:25am 
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous, my rod is true and unwavering. As I cast into the aquatic abyss, a man, scorned by this uncaring earth finds solace only in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone, I am empty, and yet, I fish.
Just a Bear 14 Jul, 2021 @ 4:37am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
Jumpingeal 9 May, 2020 @ 11:14pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
General Hugs 4 Jun, 2018 @ 8:21pm 
You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONSTER. DON'T ♥♥♥♥ ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK.
Steven Pinker Enthusiast 27 May, 2018 @ 1:58am 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Steven Pinker Enthusiast 26 Apr, 2018 @ 9:49pm 
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Steven Pinker Enthusiast 27 Mar, 2018 @ 3:46am 
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I Don't Have Insurance 30 Jan, 2018 @ 6:19pm 
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I Don't Have Insurance 19 Jan, 2018 @ 1:47am 
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Steven Pinker Enthusiast 2 Nov, 2017 @ 12:41am 
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Steven Pinker Enthusiast 6 Sep, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
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Steven Pinker Enthusiast 1 Apr, 2017 @ 2:44am 
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Fatal C 24 Jan, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
+rep has big juicy ♥♥♥♥♥
SILEX 27 Oct, 2016 @ 4:56am 
Tokyo ghoul is life
General Hugs 28 Jan, 2016 @ 8:25pm 
+rep gr8 m8 I r8 8/8 trades have no w8 and he is really gr8 to people you won't get any h8
Steven Pinker Enthusiast 24 Jan, 2016 @ 7:10pm 
Shot verna
Mengguguo 21 Jan, 2016 @ 6:26pm 
+rep guy this man he is 😎