I'VE GOT MY PISTOL PAWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥
READY TO LICK SHOTS NONSTOP UNTIL I SEE YOUR MONKEY-ASS DROP
AND LET YOUR HOMIES KNOW WHO DONE IT
'CAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS GANGSTA SHİT YOU MOTHERFŲCKERS KNOW WHO RUN IT, UH
SO WHEN YOU PUT THIS MOTHERFŲCKER TO THE TEST
YOU GOTTA REALIZE SOMETHING NİGGA (YOU FŲCKIN' WITH THE VERY BEST)
I GOT THIS KILLA UP INSIDE OF ME
I CAN'T TALK TO MY MOTHER SO I TALK TO MY DIARY

وا قلعة هتلر زعيم مصالحات العلمان يوما حصيرات إهدا طويف قيلعة من قبلال الجيش الروسي وارسالو إلى هتلر في القيادة المركزية بأنا الحصارة قد وقاع عالينا فا عميدة بمداد قلعة تساو بالحسين واهلي بيته واشبيه إيناحوم ثابت يوما ثالكة التاريخ فا ثبات إلى الروس وفيلان ثباتات ثقالات العلمان فا انتصار بسمي الحسين بن علي بن أبي طالب

Freedom is an abstract concept invented by American politicians who needed a word that could convince people to let them do whatever they wanted and still get reelected. In its most basic form, freedom means everything people in America love, and everything people outside of America – especially terrorists, communists, and the French – hate. Let's say, for example, that I approach Martha Barlow, an American housewife with two children, as she pulls a warm apple pie out of her oven and ask her what she thinks of freedom. She'd probably say it's pretty darn great! In the next room her husband Joe, tired after a long but rewarding day at the office, is watching a baseball game and eating a TV dinner.

Asked how he felt about freedom, he'd probably also say it's pretty darn great! Now, let's go next door to their neighbor's house, where the Gilberts, two French Muslim lesbians, live. Ask them about freedom, and what would they say? "Why, being French, Muslim, gay, and also socialist, which the sexy, sexy narrator previously failed to mention, I hold in my heart an unrelenting disdain for freedom, and I hope, but not pray because I'm also an atheist, for the day in which all the world is ruled by a single, oppressive communist regime. Now, if you'll excuse me, my partner and I need to go dress up in our maid outfits so we can engage in hot, godless, kinky lesbian sex." Mmmm, yeah.

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can't believe Obongo painted the White House black!