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2 people found this review helpful
83.0 hrs on record (49.9 hrs at review time)
If you’ve ever dreamed of zooming around in a car that looks like it just got kicked out of an art gallery, then *Need for Speed: Unbound* is your ticket to wild, neon-lit chaos! It’s like someone took Fast & Furious, sprinkled in a dash of glitter, and decided to let a bunch of kids with crayons design the visuals.

Let’s talk graphics: picture this—if a rainbow threw up all over a racetrack while someone blasted techno music in the background. Seriously, you can almost hear the colors shouting, “Look at me!” The cars practically jump off the screen, each one screaming for attention like they’re at a high school pep rally.

Now, the story? Oh boy. It’s a rollercoaster ride of betrayal, street racing, and “why am I even here?” moments. You’re basically an undercover superhero, except instead of saving the world, you’re just trying to avoid crashing into a giant inflatable dinosaur that mysteriously appeared on the road. Plot twists? More like plot spirals—just when you think you’ve got it figured out, BAM! You’ve crashed into a traffic light while checking out the latest car decals.

Customization? Let’s just say if you can dream it, you can likely slap it on your car! Want a paint job that looks like it was done by a toddler on a sugar high? Check! Spoilers that could double as wings for a 747? Absolutely! Just remember, while you’re busy making your car look like it belongs in a carnival, you might want to work on your driving skills. One wrong turn and you’re suddenly auditioning for the role of “Most Likely to Hit a Wall.”

And the cops? Oh man, they’re like those friends who tag along for the fun but can’t keep up with the madness. One moment, you’re pulling off the slickest getaway, and the next, you’re swerving to avoid a cop car that somehow materialized out of nowhere—like a magician’s assistant who forgot the trick. You’ll be dodging them like you’re in a game of high-speed dodgeball, except there are no rules, and the stakes are your virtual ego.

In short, *Need for Speed: Unbound* is a delightful, chaotic romp that blends absurdity with adrenaline. If you’re looking for a game that turns every race into a wild party and makes you laugh at your own misadventures, buckle up! Just remember: in this world, the only thing more colorful than the cars is the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Get ready to race, crash, and maybe even create the most ridiculous ride ever!
Posted 1 November, 2024.
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14 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Did developers were forcing you to buy this DLC? No
So why you guys paying the price and then complain about it. just don't buy and enjoy rest of the free content they release to game.
what is wrong with you people?

And of course, cars are fine . I've been waiting for them <3
Posted 20 June, 2023. Last edited 20 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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0.8 hrs on record
good
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
"We had it before..."
Nope, it's totally different with better ideas. I've launched Forza Horizon 5, and closed it when I was Elite in "Hot Wheels"
Totally worth the time
And Schuppan wasn't that bad...
Posted 20 July, 2022.
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12 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Martha is Dead is an unflinching and utterly absorbing ordeal to be endured rather than enjoyed.
Posted 24 February, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
725.8 hrs on record (66.6 hrs at review time)
from the hot sexy beach to the white sticky mountains and red juicy lava hole in middle of it, you can explore it all and smash your huge truck to anything you want, see the tree over there ? smash it ( you'll disappoint ) see the noob with Porsche over there ? smash it ( and drop a Nice Driving too ) see the cute fluffy animal there ? smash it ( good luck with that ) see the police over there ? smash it (they don't exist here). and it's not just you, the community loves to smash, just boot up a multiplayer race and be ready to meet the ULTIMATE SMASH BROS on corners.
Posted 8 November, 2021. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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22 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
631.1 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Forza Horizon 4 is nothing short of fantastic. With a host of content, backed by a fantastic roster of cars that tread the fine line between arcade and simulation perfectly. While the amalgamated UK may be a little too pristine, not completely reflecting reality, it's such a stunning and enjoyable place to race around that any issues are washed away in the utter fun you're having. Forza Horizon 4 is, without a shadow of a doubt, the pinnacle of the series and arguably the best racing game you can buy.
Posted 11 March, 2021.
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