Upsilon 2024 Wrapped:

showers taken: -1

goon sessions: 365

huzz approached: 0

jerkmate hours: 250000

jobs applied to: 50 (rejected by all)

marvel rival matches played: 4500

See you next year!

Upsilon 2024 Wrapped:

showers taken: -1

goon sessions: 365

huzz approached: 0

jerkmate hours: 250000

jobs applied to: 50 (rejected by all)

marvel rival matches played: 4500

See you next year!

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I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

But then they will be old and it will be too late.

Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.

On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.

Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

But then they will be old and it will be too late.

Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.

On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.

Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

This Thanksgiving, I am T.H.A.N.K.F.U.L for:

Turkey tom 🦃
Hazbin hotel 👹
Ankha zone ⚱️
Not like us 💀
Kirby Games🎮
Fallenchungus 😬
Ugandan nuckles
Large fries 🍟