merry christmas from jew

Jävla svin

Willjum

Rikard det är jag william. Jasg är fast hos soda, kom o rädds mig så belönar jag dig med bonka bäver. Sen kan vi pilla lite piroger hihihih

Rikard din slugne räv

Hi👋! Few things ✌to start off with =] 😅1. Yes ✅ I added ➕ you 👉👤 because ∵ you're 👉👤 a female 🚺 gamer 🎮👤, 'tis 🎩 an awesome 🤙🙆‍♀️ thing to see 👀! 2. I am Brian 👋👦. 3. do not🚫 be intimidated 😱😩, but I am not 🚫 🙅‍♂️a stereotypical guy 🙅‍♂️👨‍🎤. If anything 🙄, I'll be the one 🔥👨‍🍳 in the kitchen 👨‍🍳 🍆💦😩 =D.

Every year, I take a holiday. I go to Thailand. There's this ♥♥♥♥♥ house near the ghetto. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order hookers while drinking myself to oblivion. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids, all watching while you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ladyboy. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. Instead of doing this you spend your days in a dark room. Playing Mount & Blade, project reality and fapping to porn webm threads on /b/. . I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

Konnichiwa Senpai, Please notice me,
I watch Asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo,
I live in my mom's house. I'm like thirty two,
I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo,
Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
But I will always be one step ahead of you,
'Cause I read the manga,
(You're such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb, are you even even japanese bro)
I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks,
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me,
'Cause all'O'sudden, I think I'm japanese
Yes I'm a weeaboo x4
A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is SO Over-rated)
A dirty weeaboo (You wanna see my katana collection)
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo (I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta stone)
A disgusting weeaboo (So I'm like basically Japanese now)
i sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet,
about atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries,
i learned a bit of japanese,
so now i'm qualified to be a part of their community
so i made my avatar a kawaii waifu
yes im a weeaboo

R.I.P man just heard what happend gonna miss you c u in da after lyfe yo

I GET TO WEAR A FOKKIN SKIRT IF I WANT TO YOU SEXIST MYSGOYIST BESTERD, CIS 4 LIFE!

I do not like your choice of clothes

Yes its true, when play i garrys mod little pee come out but is made of okay becouse i have more than 2 pants in house

gmod more like peemod

Hey, I'm Really Sorry I Kicked The Wrong Player

rikard ! :(

Im here now! :( COME BACK YOU BASTARD

._. Derpy Hooves is so cute... Must.. Resist... Cuteness... MUST... RESIST... MUUUU- ♥♥♥♥ it, Hi Derpy! :D

hoe

Dosh!

DOSH 'ERE

rikarhoe

♥♥♥♥ you pony ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :D

Det gör jag inte :c

vadå "jag har typ 300 vänner", tro inte du är något :)

Peniz.

yuz a hoe

hoe

nope

dat rikarhoe

RIKARD :D

oh dear :(

:3

Epic ♥♥♥.

/me licks the tip of your nose.

/me flicks your nose.

hi

Sexism jokes aren't really that funny, And in this case where you just made a statement without entering somekind of pun and joke its not funny at all.

C:<

Smaxed! I missed you :3

hhu

uhh

Don't hate yo

it pisses me off stop it.

whats this pony ♥♥♥♥ about,

Well i actually wanted to fon- Yes i did.

Fluttershy? did you add me to help me get my cutie mark?

Dude Smaxed, Why have you ignored my profile? Dont you like me no more? :(

im a jewish pervert, no offence taken.

im not the jew your the jew!! bacon loving perv!

I AINT A PERVERTED JEW