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these holy maidens make me wana sin

In a more serious tone this is a fantastic game vary reminiscent of Hades but immensely smaller. The biggest problem is that it is piss easy and it gives you ultra generous buffs and abilities that can allow you to clear rooms in a couple seconds with no upgrades. Iv managed to complete the game in about 4 hours barely upgrading anything because the relics give overpowered buffs *looks at the trinity which gives 20% boost to ALL damage types* as well as vampire abilities. There also upgradable to....be twice as effective...the enemies are vary sluggish and underwhelming so rushing them is vary easy and safe, even the bosses are pushovers and can be killed in seconds with good footwork. The ladies themselves are VARY beautiful but also the environment and enemy designs are also good! I praise the developers for not crossing the line to total degeneracy and put effort into other aspects of the game. The game is well worth it and i know it was just released so i hope there will be more to address difficulty

Fantastic game however i crash routinely every 40 minutes or so and the game thinks its my gpu but its a 2070 and up to date

100% absolutely worth it if your looking for a calm and deep story with lovable characters but a severe lack of beverages especially THE STUPID SWIFT STRIKE. The game would improve GREATLY from a larger selection of drinks

Game is vary solid but has alot of work to do. I personally thing the insides of buildings is just too bleak and empty especially garages and dear good this game is not optimized well i have to either use task manager to close it or reset my computer if i want to leave so ima give a yes if on sale

I wana prefice this that i LOVE this game and is vary much worthy on the board as game of the year but has ALOT to work on in my opinion for a 10/10-

-Game struggles to load assets and the environment whenever you fast travel especially to another region. Maybe its my 2070 but i feel like im not the only one with this problem
-there are still quiet a few bugs like killing a entity but it stays standing up in idle animation and TONS of exploits
-Darkness spell is vastly op and needs a major overhaul as it can counter ANY AND ALL OTHER LINGERING AREA EFFECTS for free no saving throw needed as well as acting like a wall for spellcasters
-Inventory management is downright horrendous and needs a look (i use bags bags bags but even then selling is a pain)
-The elephant in the room...Romance. Now im a horn dog and a enjoyer of culture but JESUS CHRIST this is far too much i dont like how it basically is forcing you to romance and if you dont a bone boi calls you maidenless. Your companions literally dogpile you vary early in the game (at least they ask for consent)

I used to play this game all the time like a year ago when peanut was sexy and dog was actually a dog. Now peanut is a deformed abomination and dog is a standing overpowered as ♥♥♥♥ claw beast that can activate a cloaking gas extremly frequent and can insta kill via pounce on the other side of doors. Also random larry sinkhole that are huge as ♥♥♥♥ that appear in light sec by pure RNG? Seriously?

This was a wonderful and fun game that i sunk 1.5k hours into with the logistics community i love but i can no longer be silent about this: The developers don't care at all. Cheaters/alt accounts run rampant, Queue times are outrageous even disconnecting randomly sometimes and even banning people who report the actual cheaters! No matter what happens they either don't do anything or make the game worse in absolute silence via shadow patching. I'm leaving this review in hopes for change

Personally not my style and got a refund within the guidelines so i only have a "right out of the gate" experience. The tutorial is alright and the fighting is good (i tried playing with a controller and boy was that a bad idea!). By biggest problem however is corruption and light. Corruption and anything similer to this mechanic is vary new to me so its untested grounds (however my first and second runs left a really bad taste) and light....boi oh boi do i hate having to babysit the light constently. at least darkest dungeon gives some slack and makes the light universal so you dont have to constently worry light sources or attacking because it handles that for you as "general lighting". It bearly glows when you hit enemies with the torch and while you can light these...brazzers? they give off a good radius of light but you constently have to baby ♥♥♥♥ it as it can easily be snuffed out by enemy fire or even destroyed leaving you clumsly scrambling. Also be aware you have more then one weapon equipped to use at a time unlike most rouge-likes and you need to memeorize there buttons and use the same buttons to attack with it. overall whole new experience i was not a fan of. You start of with no story or anyone to talk to really so the store page is all you got to get you started

A masterpiece that deserved game of the year but was robbed. This is the gem of 2020 and deserves all the love and attention it gets. Also you get to pet a 3 headed dog

See triple A industry? You dont have to work people to death to get a good game and hell hades is even better without crunch! Also get real voice actors not big names with no voice acting experience

Also you get to pet a 3 headed dog and have a BDSM session with megaera

Like the others say this is like stardew valley but your seriously a jack of all trades (The only thing missing is animal Husbendry) This game is really good but has a bunch of flaws both major and minor it needs work on despite its status as a complete game:
-Your inventory is a mere 20 slots. That would be fine in any other game but in a game where you do everything possible it fills up quickly forcing you to dedicate time to organize everything
-Early game your extremly slow and take forever getting to the village and back making you dependent on speed potions or the teleport coin (all middle game items) and leading to my next point...
-Blood is ESSENTIAL to making speed potions and you only get one thing of blood from a body and they dont last that long and you need to either craft more or go to the witch
-Early game is painful and i refuse to play all over again. The grind is slow and you miss getting to NPC's because of the slow walk speed (This is personal prefrence cuss im at the end game but i still loved it early game outside of the walk speed)
-NPC's are dull and boring who dont add flair to the game at all if your playing it with no dlc (and even with dlc they bearly change how you interact with them). This is a classic fetch quest npc simulator witch i dont mind but add some flavorfull NPC's for god sakes! (Looking at you captian who just says one line every time i interact with them)
-Looking at the wiki is a MUST and you cant experiment with potions otherwise you get useless goo due to the lack of flexability and context
-Money is useless late game but this applies to nearly every game out there but there is a clear climb to where your struggling with money and you have too much money
I rant about this game because i love it and want to see it get better. I know there are mods for some of this stuff but mods in general are scarce and as far as i know this game is not that mod friendly (hence the scarcity as well). I recommend this game on a discount without dlc