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Hey, I'm here.. and with me another year that's nearly gone by. It seems we've moved from "spreading public havoc" to "Banana Productions" (maybe better off that way?), speaking of which and first of all - let me express my gratitude for all the editing, capturing and other necessities that follow the "movie-making" process (I hope you enjoyed that a little bit too) as well as sending my regards to your hard-working machine and it's computing power without which this lagtop would never make it.
Second, although I've relatively slowed down, I'm still working on something here and there, so I'm keeping my hopes high for the next year, for us to release (or even record together) some new muvees and perhaps return to play some versus again, if, serendipitiously, spikes allow it.
Currently, I'm preparing the essentials for our duo-survival mayhem and the retro ride, so you better be ready to witness the grids and hear some music.. along with Coach consuming a lot of Cheeseburgers O'pocalypse. Worry not about the killers, our preparations and your animations will be put in good use, soon.
Finally, as tradition commands, allow me to wish you, all your relatives & the people you care about yet another Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year interwoven with serenity, joy and togetherness, let's just hope that not for the last time. If so, I assume we've made enough memories already, so perhaps "fading away" won't be so s1mple now! :>
PS: I recommend to check out 28, now's better time than ever (well, kind of..) and may your second Cyberpunk walkthrough ends up better than the first, although considering the choices you're about to make (or have already made).. I seriously doubt it. Then again, long live mighty irony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imZOp4Q3oEE
Evil Banana:
i love despacito
Hello you suspiciously shaped malevolent devil. It seems you've decided to take a break from L4D (or worse..), which is totally understandable because while I still think the game is fun, its also a bit debilitating once you play it too much and the fact that the zuzu servs are full of braindead ret*rds and delusional cretins doesn't really make one too keen to return. I suppose L4D should have featured only campaigns and survival because once 'people' start competing, they turn into a sad bunch of hateful cripples and the whole situation is further worsened by having no other option but to depend on others and pray that they know what they're doing (which they usually don't).
Nonetheless, I believe we've had a hell of a ride this year once again (and would have been even bigger, had vocals not been turned off on zozo :>), we even tried some tf2 and for a time it was lots of fun, but its not gonna turn into another L4D (and propably better off that way). Still, I thank you for taking all the time and for your zealous, tenacious endeavours as you, step by step, precisely explained to me what I needed to know to efficiently wreak havoc.
On top of that, you also armed this soldier and showed him all the methods to the madness (otherwise I am fairly convinced the brain maggot's hunger would have been considerably bigger :>) and thus the rocket-jumping american boot of just you got dominated kicked countless unaware Sheila cupcakes straight back to hell (where those campin' headshottin' weasels belong.. at least the enemy ones ) to meet their kangaroo wives.
Finally, allow me to wish you, your family and your friends (do cannibalistic banana fiends even have real friends?o,o) a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may you all get through it unscathed, so that you can celebrate again and relive the moments of serenity and peace, when you don't have to worry about anything and your days are left 4 whims.
PS: Shrapnel sincerely hopes that you still remember what's the first pillar of Shoelinism.. (yeah, it's 'save yourself, leave them behind').. I guess I've been playing as Billiam for far too long.
Despite the odds stucked against us, we've made it another year! The very Universe has tried to conspire against us, by jamming my döner connéxion, sp1k3bu4s1n everyday. Your pharaoh has tried to keep you as busy as possible for he would like you to never stop building his pyramid, but you found your ways to escape. Throughout the whole year, we've been facing the never-ending waves of Turkish kebabs and Russian pidors (along with many other neanderthals coming from the sh*tholes all around this sad Mudglobe) and I am more than glad to say that they were "dealt with". This year we've played thousands of games, caused (most likely) multiple thousands of RQs and experienced houndreds of laughs and colossal fails alike, and thus I can conclude that this has been a successful "L4D" year.
I do not want to lie or exaggerate, so I won't act like you are the only reason exclusively as why I still keep playing, but it indeed stands true that you really play a major part in me sticking around and finding joy in that obsolete humper shooter. I try to come sooner whenever I can to catch you up before you go, and come later whenever I can to prolong our sessions before it's me who has to go. If that's not a proof of me cherishing the time we spend hunting together in the way we choose, the measure we are allowed and the opportunities we are given, then I don't know what is. Whatever it means for you, if anything at all, that's the truth as it is. After all, you are one of the few people I still remain in touch through all these years on Steam.
Once again I wish you and all your relatives (and the people you care about) a peaceful Christmas holidays, serenity and make sure to take a good use of your well-deserved rest after lots of hard work, I presume. If I have wronged you or made you mad (the thousands of bullets in the back.. and other body parts, prolonged shock therapies, being photographed while caught by professional smoker assassins, healed in spit, healed on cars in front of tanks, set on fire, blown up, blocked on ladders, shooting witch in your face before you could crown and subsequently being stunned and rap*d by her even though you didn't do anything to her, all the p*ss jars in your face, being chased with a chainsaw, slashed and cut, bruised and punched, bludgeoned and bashed, clubbed to death and left behind and all the times I've called you names and things.. heh) .. ->
well I suppose you've already found out that it's the standard of what it means and takes to play with me. But really, if I have truly upset you at any point, then I ap0l0g1z3 (yes, I had to write it in a reta*ded way, else it could never happen :p) and I pledge myself to not send bullets your way too often, but you know how it is, when you cut down a forest, splinters will fly. To sum it up, I sincerely hope that we are going to have some fun in 2019 too, that Sp1k3bu4t3r and N00bsl4y3r meet again and that there doesn't show up any particular snag that would prevent us from driving a few thousands of idiots mad, because for some reason it never ceases to be amusing. That said, my yellow suspiciously shaped malevolent fiend, let's not be suave the next year neither!
Well, my dear friend, what could I only tell you to not repeat myself? I think I must have told you this at least a thousand times, but lets do it for the thousandth time again. Throughout the years on Steam and in L4D as a whole, I have never met a person that I would enjoy spending.. hm, wasting my time more with than you and I mean it! Quite. Not only you are a great player, that actually uses his brain while playing (uhm.. sometimes), unlike the other wobbleheads around, and if that wasnt enough, you also got a healthy sense of humour, you are just as able to ridicule and make fun of others, as you are able to ridicule and make fun of yourself, on your own account, which means a lot. For people that are unable to do that are simply too proud (aka stupid) and so they cannot be reasoned with, even a proffesyonel egoist (like someone) should know that. And he does.
On top of that, I firmly believe that you are a truly great person (that never ruins the fun for the hell of it) and therefore I wish you to find all the people you are looking for and to achieve whatever your achievements are. It wont happen over night, but you aint no weakling and so I know you are gonna make it. At least I hope so. I wished Nillzor aka the rabbit with rabies to step with the right foot into the new year, so as to not repeat myself, I´ll wish you to step into it with your left, since what does it matter where one goes.. to the left, where nothings right, or to the right, where nothings left. Still, may the next year is better to you than this one, already passing was, and I believe you are going to have a really pleasant holidays, filled with tranquillity, serenity and peace through and through. If not, shoot whatever causes the problem.