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My little Dreamativity:

This park, it's dark
It left the mark
With dirty stick
Right on muh d*ck
Now, I'm learning truth
About d*ck
About stick
About mouth following south

I didn't watch the same-name animated series(not my type) so for a long time, I doubted South Park. But at one moment I finally decided to try this game and universe. And I was.. Surprised? Yes, but not just 'surprised', no, it was like "BLOODY HELL, I'm really SURPRISED" :D

It took around 15 hours to finish the game. But I didn't finish all the side quests with finding/gathering different things and collections. The project is kinda short if you look at the time of completion, but it doesn't feel such a way while you are playing.

I like the story. You have some choices to make. I haven't tried the second walkthrough yet, but I guess that choice wouldn't have a heavy difference for the story plot. There are some really cool plot twists and turns. I will not spoil but.. It's funny, it's cool, and it's sometimes really unpredictable(at least for South Park universe newcomers) :D

The combat is turn-based, with different moments for the player's reaction and attention. I like it a lot. There are different classes with their own unique starting equipment and abilities set. Skills are... Let's say 'sarcastic' :D South Park has level progression, and you can upgrade and open new skills with points for a level. Also, there is a system with passive perks that open through making friends.

There are some side quests. Some of them a more traditional and others just gathering/finding(find X kids at South Park etc.).

The game has a good funny plot, nice quests, interesting gameplay mechanics, and awesome music.

I didn't like only several moments:

- saving system, - use quick travel to do it but.. You can't save directly at any moment. So autosave or quick travel.
- and inventory. Maybe I didn't find the button, although I tried hard, - it's really annoying to choose every item to sell. You can't sell all garbage to a vendor and need to click every single item. The game offers the option to sell a stack of one item, but that's it.

Anyway, the game is awesome with a ton of humor and satire and really cool gameplay. So if you are a South Park fan, so I guess you tried it already. But, hey, if you are a newcomer and doubting around - give it a try! This humor is not for all, aye, but it was a really nice RPG experience for me as well as a gameplay walkthrough!

My little Dreamativity:

My sin was original
I made my d*ck digital
And even Divinity
Could feel the infinity

DOS is just a..DIVINE GAME ITSELF! Really, Larian thank you a lot! You made an amazing RPG with so many cool features!

- The plot. It's not just a typical pathetic plot. It combines funny moments and satire with many RPG games and plots, dark and cruel situations, a deep meaning, and exciting twists!

- RPG - you can be whoever you want! Max 1-2 school talents or try them all a bit! Learn powerful abilities and skills, summon different beasts and creatures, and more! But it's not just about skills, it's also about your choices: be a hero and save every poor soul you've met! Or maybe a sneaky and cunning person who just cares only himself/herself and seeks benefits all around? Hmm...maybe you want to be a devil and kill all whom you would meet on your way? The choice is yours! And it's just 3 typical ways to go! But remember that it will affect not only quests and worlds around you but will also affect you: you can be brave or careful, for example, and it will give you some advantages(stats, immune to effects like fear etc).

-Battle system - use the world around you! Use your brain and logic! Broke barrel with poison and then use fireball or fire-arrow and..KABOOM! Cast a rain spell and then throw an ice bomb and don't forget that you and your allies also can fall down ;) Many-many options! Just try it!

- Coop for 2 men! You can help each other or 'accidentally' use fireball on your teammate(it wasn't special ofc ;D), you can agree at dialogues or argue and decide the 'truth' by stone/scissor/paper(pity that second DOS doesn't have it, we liked it a lot with my friend), you can use your team advantages like dialogues distractions while your friend stealing something useful or preparing for battle... Feel free to do whatever you want!

And much more - craft, companions and their quests, puzzles, enigmas, jokes, blood...VOID!

I really like this game. Excellent project with many features. I highly recommend this game to all RPG fans. However, if you haven't played an RPG before don't be afraid, - you will learn fast and the game has an easy story mode just to explore the world and the DOS's plot!

Let's save the Rivellon! Or not? :)

My little Dreamativity:

Devil may cry
Devil may die
Devil may fly
Devil may buy

- Devil a guy? Or is it a gal?
- Don't touch my pants, F vandal!

I'm not a fan of slashers and didn't play them much before DmC: Devil May Cry. I don't even remember why I decided to try this game but...

Furthermore, I really like it. Cool design, amazing demonic atmosphere - it's cool to look at the modern world via such a view, many combos and weapons to choose from, and a good plot. It's not something genius, but it's really good with nice twists.

I played it mostly for the story and even at easy difficulty, it was a challenge for me sometimes :D But as I said I'm not a good player for such a genre. The game has several difficulty modes. Also, it has challenges where you need to complete tasks for the best rank per allotted time.

I guess not only newcomers to slashers will find DmC interesting but also veteran players! Anyway - Do you want to play Sexy Dante who burns and crashes demons left and right with amazing style and to learn his family's secrets and story? Then try this game! It deserves a chance! :)

My little Dreamativity:

Listen closely, dear
Follow protocol.
I'm the Alpha here
You are my sex-doll


It's an excellent RPG in the modern world from Obsidian! Different weapons, appearance customization, several big zones(countries) each with its own atmosphere...

But the most important is truly role-play elements: interesting story choices and a cool system with real-time dialogue options choice: want to tell something? Then think or react fast! The game has an interesting spy plot too! Also, you can kill everyone or walk through in stealth - the choice is yours!

Not too many ways like in old-style RPGs but still Alpha Protocol offers enough of them!

The game is really good. Want to play RPG in modern times? Alpha Protocol will offer you an awesome experience!

My little Dreamativity:

My session of proctology
Is part of Greek Mythology
My anus circles of age
Surprised Egyptian Sage
Gods of Norway
Didn't join that 'survey'
Sh*tflood which caused great Atlantis to fall
Honestly, was also a part of my hole.

It's my favorite game from the Age of Empires projects! The amazing campaign that follows Ancient Greece, Egypt, and Scandinavia! Epic moments, good plot, and interesting twists! It's a story for the core game. What was a surprise when we received a new campaign for Atlantis with Titans expansion! It was much shorter but still fascinating! But it wasn't just a story - we received TITANS themselves to control, unique for each race!

AoM is a good RTS that takes most points from AoE games but with a fantastic future - Mythology itself. Gods, different creatures from legends, Famous Heroes from poems and myths...I love this game overall others from the AoE series exactly because of this point - Myths and Legends are closer for me than real history! Plus, the nations have unique gameplay here.

If you want to play a good RTS with not just a real historical setting and like not only custom games but a good story campaign then you should try AoM! You will not be disappointed!

My little Dreamtivity:

Your age
Is a cage
Be a time mage
To could manAge
The Big Empires
With huge desires

It wasn't the AoE game that many expected. Not just a copy of the old ways that the AoE series offers. Some new decisions are excellent and interesting and some are questionable in the best-case scenario.

I like the new period of time that developers took! I like new heroes and their opportunities(not just units with a unique name and more HP like it was before).

Yes, it's not the old AoE games, but it's good to have the new point of view for RTS on the whole.

Worth trying? For sure, it is! At least to see the changes they made, and to try something new, as well as to try the new story campaign!

My little Dreamativity:

Your age
Is a cage
Be a time mage
To could manAge
The Big Empires
With huge desires


One of my favorite RTS! I remember the time when I played it via CD with first AoE and AoM on my old PC :D Amazing story campaign with interesting missions! Even without DLC campaigns, the core game offers a lot of these missions to play!

I am glad that I finally can play it via Steam with HD and achievements.

Wolololo - the sound that is so close to my heart ^_^

But..HD edition has its own problems - the game is not well optimized.

However, if you want to nostalgize or to try amazing Old school RTS to play - it's definitely a good choice to start!