Recent reviews by Willy

not ok

its ok

its ok

it sucks ♥♥♥♥

It's amazing how a fan made mod could be so much better than official DLC
Don't bother buying this hot garbage, go download antibirth and have fun

A must play for fallout fans
Be sure to pick up fan mods to get it to work on a modern system

Probably one of the best ♥♥♥ ports I've seen yet
EDF is a fantastic third person game about killing hordes and hordes of giant insects, with 4 different classes to choose from and something like 700 unique weapons
Whole environment's huge and filled with destructable buildings, but not very detailed to compensate, I personally think this is a decent trade off
No idea if its well optimized or not, I'm running it on a top of the line system so I have no idea how it'll run on mid-low tier systems, but I've heard good things
Again, gameplay's fantastic but the story's pretty generic. This doesn't bother me, and it shouldn't bother you, because just like John Carmack once said:

Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important.

Gameplay's fun, can cut people up into a million pieces, then light them on fire. Or piss on them, or all three. Hell, I'm pretty sure pacifist runs are a thing. If you're into toilet humour, ♥♥♥♥ jokes and racism, this is the game for you.

Probably my favorite Bam Ham to date. The batmobile sections usually get ♥♥♥♥ on, but if you've got a good enough computer, smashing into a street corner and watching it collapse is satisfying as ♥♥♥♥. Rest of the game sticks to the usual formula, but the combat seems to have more depth this time around.

What can I say, the gameplay's fun and the writing's cheesy
Just don't take it too seriously