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Baikal Water

An endless source of strength for any ancient Rus, one sip and you can chop down the lizard evil spirits without knowing fatigue
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:56am

The first higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the history of ancient Rus'! Learn about the glorious exploits of your ancestors!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

Breaking Bedrock with fists

Mother Earth revealed to you the secret of stone fists - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to break a bedrock with bare fists - 20 blocks in 10 minutes
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

The Power of Perun

Adds lightning damage to your attacks!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

Drocheslav's Sword

Sticky and with traces of a white substance, but still sharp
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

Leather jacket made from the skin of the Serpent Gorynych

The impenetrable armor of the ancient Rus, which, moreover, does not slow down their attacks!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

Tamed Dinosaur Tiradamir

Allows the Russians to gain an air advantage
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

Massacre near Baikalsk

Vile lizards dared to encroach on the great source of power of the ancient Rus - Lake Baikal, help the ancestors from Baikalsk defend the holy place!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:55am

Ancient Russian Gym

Training camp for the ancient Rus, a place to hone secret techniques, just don't forget your spare shorts
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:58am

Slavic sword slash

The skill of wielding a sword, which every Russian masters from an early age
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:55am

Real Puppet 1

Puppet shows his real form
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:56am

Real Puppet 2

Puppet shows his real form
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:58am

Puppet 1

A lizard disguised as a human
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57am

Puppet 2

A lizard disguised as a human
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:59am



Firebird Meat

Increases the power of the Rus, making their famous techniques even more dangerous!

Swimming in a volcano

Svarog discovered for you the secret of fire-resistant skin - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to swim 10 km in a volcano

Second higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of Slavic studies! You will know everything about the traditions and customs of your people!

Instructions of Victor Korneplod

The great sage shared the tricks of combat!

A squad of peasants with spears

They'll shut up anyone, any elite lizard fighter!

History of the Roman Empire

Do the Russians think about the Roman Empire? THE RUSSIANS CREATE IT

Skibidi Toilet

Invention of Hyperborea, used to patrol the territory

Jumping Baikal

Perun has revealed to you the secret of the longest jumps using the discharge of air by the forces of lightning - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to jump over Lake Baikal with a running start in the widest place - 10 times back and forth

Amanita tincture

Allow Rus not to notice pain and fatigue

Old Russian horse-cheetah cavalry

Powerful cavalry of the ancient Rus, capable of breaking through the strongest defense of the lizards

The third higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of military affairs! Not a single insidious lizard general will be able to outwit you on the battlefield!

Velvet Pulls

Sneaked up from lizard skin

The Club of the Wise Oak

Heavy club from a fallen wise oak branch

Fighting the Bear

Volos has revealed to you the secret of ancient Russian wrestling, capable of defeating anyone - the easiest training for ancient Rus to fight a bear - 5 times put the bear on your shoulder blades

Dinosaurus

Not inferior to the Russians in feasts

Tender cheesecakes

The most delicate cheesecakes with a golden crust from Yulia Kulinarova, barbecue is on the way!

Balalaika of a domesticated bear

Playing this balalaika raises the morale of the Russians, making them fight even more fiercely!

The fourth higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of religious studies! You stand on a par with the greatest sages of ancient Rus'!

The Power of Svarog

Adds fire damage to your attacks!

Racing on Pterodimirs

Tiranoslav the wise has revealed to you the secret of using pterodimirs instead of fighters - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to race along the entire village of Rus'

Cat scientist

He lived on the Volodka oak tree, absorbed its wisdom and now can go to the Russians to help

Great Russian Wall

A majestic structure protecting the borders of ancient Rus'

Carbonated Baikal water

Activates digestion for more deadly techniques

Tame Capybara

The pet of the ancient Rus, which will not only save you from loneliness, but can also gnaw the throat of a couple of lizards

Leather saddle made from lizard skin

Instills fear in lizards who see it and ensures a secure landing

Running along the border of ancient Rus'

Stribog has revealed to you the secret of the fastest movements with the help of the wind - the easiest training for the ancient Rus about jogging along the border, which does not end anywhere, in 1.5 hours

The fifth higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of lizard science! The earth has never seen a more educated husband!

The Ax of Nastya the Mad

As good as Nastya herself!

Warrior Bogdan

God given to the Russians

Old Russian stall selling foot-and-mouth disease

They only show, but they are beautiful

The Power of Dazhbog

Adds the power of the sun to your attacks!

The Walk of Doctor Livesey

Dr. Livesey has revealed to you the secret of his legendary gait; with such a gait you can walk anywhere!

Russian domestic cat

Easily chews through firewood, uranium and even three dried crusts lying behind the stove

Peledui massacre

The lizards came out of the Lena River and went to Peleduy, it’s time to get rid of the lizard plague in this part of Rus forever!

The Great Slavic Cauldron near Tuva

Our brothers are surrounded by godless lizards, help the Russians get out of the great ancient Russian cauldron and defeat the enemy!

Wise Oak Volodya

The wise Volodya always helped the Russians with his advice and intelligence obtained from the root system, the lizard MI6 and Mossad and the CIA feel threatened and sent the lizards to cut down Volodya

Thermopylae Gorge

In 480 BC, 300 Spartans held this gorge during the attack of the Persians, but few people know that 500 years earlier, only 3 Russian heroes held back an army of thousands of lizards in the same place!

Caravan robbery

Lizards have been waiting for two years for the opportunity to bully the Russians! We will not allow them to plunder the most exotic goods from all over Rus!

South African Russia

South African Rus' needs your protection! The lizards are trying to seize the ancient Slavic pyramids for themselves!

Defense of Torgoslavl

The Great Sea Trade Route of the Rus made Torgoslavl fabulously rich, which attracted the attention of the lizards!

Defense of Hyperborea

The greatest city of the Rus, created at the beginning of time! The lizards rewrote history for a long time so that we would forget about the scientific achievements of our ancestors in Hyperborea, such as flying saucers, laser weapons, a nuclear reactor that powers all of Rus' and many others!

Atomic Reactor

The heart of Hyperborea, the great atomic reactor of the ancient Rus, thanks to the interaction of all kinds, ensures an uninterrupted supply of electricity throughout Rus'!

Lizards Factory

They produce ammunition for the most combat-ready units of the lizards - the Redan PMC

Return of Atlantis

After the great flood, Torgoslavl was under water and lizards settled in it, the time has come to recapture what rightfully belonged to us!

Nibiru Planet

The home planet of the lizards, this is where they breed and build their lizard intrigues, plan an operation to piss on their pads and choose 4 positions for attack

GOYDA

An ancient Russian battle cry, forcing all Rus at a distance of 2 miles to be filled with the power of their ancestors!

Slavic girth with one egg

The first step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! It will hold a weak lizard, but experienced representatives of the scaly ones can escape from the grip on the opposite side!

Appeal to Svarog

Pray to the great Svarog to bring down the power of fire on the lizard hordes!

Armenian hypnosis with backgammon

A device from the arsenal of the Rus' allies - the ancient Armenians, makes the lizards get carried away by playing backgammon and open themselves to blows

Old Slavonic belching

It has the properties of a strong acid and corrodes lizard armor and the eyes of insufficiently dexterous lizards

Old Slavonic throw

An ancient technique, previously used in the construction of the most majestic buildings of the ancient Rus, allowing you to throw a lizard many arshins

Ancient Slavic peeling

Slows down lizards, creating difficult conditions around them similar to swamps

Armenian whipping

Another technique from the allies, allowing you to keep the enemy at a distance, gradually wearing him out

Radiant blast into the eye

Completely blinds the lizard, making further combat easier

Slavic clamp

The chokehold the Russians inherited from their mothers

The Supreme Blow

The second step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! A powerful technique comparable in strength to a blow to the head with a sledgehammer

Appeal to Dazhbog

Pray to the great Dazhbog to bring down the powers of the sun on the lizard hordes!

Armenian suffocation

Allows you to deal with a lizard by suffocation from a distance

Armenian penetration with a skewer

Allows you to put several lizards on a skewer at once, for further production of kebab

Grabbing the head in a cleaver

Summon an allied Rus to cross swords with him and place the lizard head between!

Ancient Slavic knocking down

Knocks lizards down and makes it difficult to get up further due to slipperiness; lizard shamans carry a bag of sand and salt with them to counteract the effect

Slavic egg clamp

The most formidable technique of the ancient Rus, with which their mothers scare lizard children! It leaves no chance for the lizard caught in it!

Appeal to Perun

Pray to the great Perun to bring down the power of lightning on the lizard hordes!

Slavic chest lumbago

The ancestral technique defending the nuclear reactor of the ancient Rus in Hyperborea allows you to hit the lizard behind cover

Great Russian bombardment

Mass destruction move, knocks down a group of lizards and glues them to the ground!

Slavic shot with armor-piercing

The combination of the Slavic chest shot and the Great Russian bombardment allows you to firmly nail the lizard even behind cover

Group slap on the head

Call your brothers to help you to deal extra damage to one target

Radioactive attack by all kinds

The invention of the famous Russian scientist, which allows one to hit lizards at the molecular level, causing monstrous damage

Slavic Fire

A powerful move after rustix wings, it melts lizard armor, making them vulnerable

Ballistic bombardment

Used as artillery support for the main forces, it allows you to cover a large concentration of lizards with powerful fire

Nastya the Mad

Kill more lizards then Nastya

Victor Korneplod

Kill more lizards then Victor

Sergius Michurinsky

Kill more lizards then Sergius

Mikhailo Falcon's Eye

Kill more lizards then Mikhailo

Dristayar Constipated

Kill more lizards then Dristayar

Drocheslav Son of Sergei

Kill more lizards then Drocheslav

Casimir the Victorious

Kill more lizards then Casimir

Ivan Temnokholmov

Kill more lizards then Ivan

Boris Kharitonov

Kill more lizards then Boris

Real Puppet 3

Puppet shows his real form

Real Puppet 4

Puppet shows his real form

Real Puppet 5

Puppet shows his real form

Real Puppet 6

Puppet shows his real form

Puppet 3

A lizard disguised as a human

Puppet 4

A lizard disguised as a human

Puppet 5

A lizard disguised as a human