+rep had to deal with a survivor holding them hostage

Ever since I had discovered you from a friend's friends list, I have grown a vendetta against you for such an insulting name (by god I am insulted to the maximum proportions). I hereby challenge your achievements on Risk of Rain 2 to show that I am better in such ways. May the person with more achievements win this amazing and totally honorable duel.

(read this in a posh British accent the entire time)

Luv u

very good

Vacuum

lol