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Just grinding for the peacekeeper is worth it

Can't say a lot by the game due to me struggling to run it, but I definitely had fun playing it with my less than good specs. Keeping it until I can actually play it. Go mad!

kapkan best

Great story, great graphics, great everything.

get back on your meat hunches

krieg

This game is best explained by its loading screens. Here are a few!

Home

Moving to "Paradise" was a good idea.
People here are friendly. I hear funny silly songs after midnight.
Now the phone calls tell me that im friendly and they'd like to visi my house.
Carrying kittens and puppies all times now.

The truckstop

Best dreams confirmed. Group of friendly people wanted to visit me.
I need to get to the nearby truckstop and sheriff, see if there are more friendly people there.
Im not afraid so God dosent need to help me.

The outskirts

Like happy and friendly folks even the sheriff!
Everyone here is happy about something.
Something in the air, or water. I'm not sure.
Maybe from Airforce Base?
Hope so that base may be my heaven.

The parade of disasters

Must face the possibility that i am the only happy person in Paradise
Air force must party with the entire town. unsure this happiness contaminates the rest of country! wait!
i hear.. happy music? Wow! it is music! better check this out!

The bridge

Its a party now. that parade of happy friendly fellows marching down main st.
it was funny. everyone here is a very good person. i wanna cross the bridge
and meet more people in the mines!

The mine

I knew id make it! sitting duck on the bridge. must find a correct way out of these caverns. they open up in the junkyard on the other side of town. eitherway ill have the better advantage in these narrow mines.

The Junkyard

Crossed the bridge, succesfully navigated the underground happy place
and emerged into the scrap yard. i am now happy in my mind and what i have to do
and will do it as funny and caring as possible!

The trailer park

There must be others like me. Happy about what this is.
approaching a trailer park. Maybe some happy people there.
will get my hopes up, but must not get sad, either.

The train station

Drenched in happiness mine, others. i am happy aswell. Up ahead
train station. If i can get out, i can be happy with them. Yes
then i can be happy with everyone.

The farm

Looks like a farm. Birds? Ostriches?
good lord, i am so happy to see them. i must efficently become friends with them.
Let the birds be free!

The construction site

Happiness everywhere. Like a flowing river around me sharing
the happiness like a helpful person!
Its all got to continue now. the whole town. Prepare for Happiness!

The ghetto

my head happy. Must walk to the airforce base. coming to a happy part of town. better be
friendly... might get more money.

The city

Keep wondering about the base. If i run into a fly boy. its god's guarantee he will
be friendly with me. figure im too happy. oh, bother im gonna feel happy when i hit the city.

The carnival

Familiar bright lights dot the horizon. As i came closer the wind carries more happiness or more joy? What
is the difference anymore?

The central park

taking too many compliments... getting more happy... See green up
ahead. Maybe a forest? probably a park. Cant wait to go forward and
meet intresting people. Keep moving friend!

The Industrial complex

The industrial complex is the last happy spot between me and the base.
Too far to quit now! Whatever awaits me at the base im going to see it with my own eyes.

Air force base

This is it. The many friendships. Me or them!
Cant wait for more friends! Come on best friend lets make more friends!

Thats all the title cards for every main level. This is a very happy game! 10/10

funny florida ♥♥♥♥ man kills russian mob spans out to another sequel leaves fans with tons of questions

Use the shotguns and ct auto

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