10/10 would ♥♥♥♥

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!" I couldn't help it! I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out on the seats. Thats TORTURE! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE.

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon. I try to do it twice a day, regardless of difficulty and I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it’s easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. I have a total of 347 ejaculations total, but it gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" There has been no hurdle too steep for me. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.

MARCH - ADOLF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE CUMBAGS, IT IS IMPORTANT TO CALL THEM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥, AND THAT THEY SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES IMMEDIATELY!*

There is an immense list of complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that roam the game. They include, but are not limited to:

Furfags
Emos
Bronies
Weaboos
Feminists
Libtards (Retarded College Student/McDonald's Workers)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Incestful Rednecks)
Emos
Vegans
Anti-Communists
Anti-Nazis
Pot-Smoking/Ron Paul-Loving Libertarian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Queers
Goat-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
WM1 Pyros
Marco Rubio
Tumblr-users
4Chan-users
Emos
12-year-old COD Players
Autistics
Gibus/Machina Snipers
Emos
Gaythiests
Pisslam-Followers
Hillary Clinton
Emos
Vladimir Putin
Mac-Users
People with penises under 6"
Canadians
Bernie Sanders
Emos
Cut ♥♥♥♥ (Emos)

This list is to be added onto for means of showing a prevelance of the added cancer that is increasing into the game. If you think this is a lot of people, just wait until Hillary Clinton is elected.

lel TROLL