Facts and advice that I have personally come to accept through experience:

-Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day. Eat it.
-Never fight gravity, it will always win.
-On average, people are half as smart as they appear to be. Yes, this includes me and you as well.
-The best way to stop hiccups is to stop thinking about them.
-You know that little feeling in your gut that tells you to run? You might want to listen to that.
-In most cases, failure takes more effort to achieve than success.
-If a relative says that they are too old to learn about today's technology, you have the right to call them lazy.
-The 90's was probably the most pointless decade ever.
-Never screw with things that are still plugged into an outlet.
-Music today is crap. Mostly.
-Valve uncovered some kind of universal truth when they said the cake is a lie.
-Modesty is the best policy.
-Half of an invention is getting it to work. The other half is simplifying it enough so that others can understand it.
-Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
-Never get lost in the universe of your infinite possibilities.
-Strength is built upon inner character. Character is built upon inner strength.
-You can't spell slaughter without laughter!
-Just when you think you know something, think again.