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77.8 hrs on record (38.6 hrs at review time)
天下第一!
Posted 25 May, 2023.
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1.5 hrs on record
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再看到这游戏还是感慨颇多,最后仍是卷钱跑路了,再看看黑神话
Posted 22 April, 2023. Last edited 21 January.
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15 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
我是一个苦命打工仔,临到下班时间被HR通知劝退。回家的路上准备喝杯小酒,再研究研究其他工作。坐在酒吧的我看着旁边的富哥搂着黑丝美女上下其手,让我羡慕不已。 突然我听到一声巨响,酒吧的大门被什么东西炸飞,碎片混着烟雾四散开来,人群四散逃跑,我直接钻到沙发下,看到一个黑衣大汉端着一把AK进门就是一顿突突,富哥当场就被打成了筛子,黑丝美女吓得夺路而逃被黑衣大汉直接点射打倒,美女看着躲在沙发下的我想要让我救她,但嘴里的鲜血不断喷出来,让她说不了话,看到这一幕我十分惊慌,狠狠的捂住嘴巴。 沙发被一脚踢开,黑衣大汉满脸鲜血,右脚狠狠的踩在我的肚子上,他随手掏出一把手枪,瞄准了我的脑袋。 “咔!”我当场吓尿了裤子,原来是他的手枪没子弹了,此时酒吧外想起了警笛,这急促的警笛在此刻仿佛天籁。 “算你走运,小子!”黑衣大汉抬起脚,从窗户一跃而出。 警察没有来管我,他们接着像大汉离开的方向追去,我捂着痛的要死的肚子,一把扯下了富哥的手表,晃晃悠悠的走回家,一路上满是弹孔的车辆,呼啸而过的救护车和消防车,好像世界末日。 平常要走半个小时到家的路,恐惧让我十分钟不到就跑到了家里。回到家妻子看到我浑身是血把她吓坏了。忙问我老美是不是打过来了,我有没有受伤。,我也顾不得身上的血尿,狠狠的抱住了她,哆哆嗦嗦的讲完事情经过,她也吓得眼泪直流,我们狠狠的抱在一起。好像没了工作,还不上房贷,拿不出彩礼,养不起孩子这些都不是什么问题了,足足十多分钟,她扶我起来,牵着我去浴室洗澡。 重新换上干净衣服,准备叫个外卖,下了单商家半天都不接单,我心想应该是黑衣大汉的原因,大家都早早回家了。煮了点泡面,打开抖音,果然还是太平盛世,好像我身边发生的事情都没发生,四川观察观察到了北京一个小猫会后空翻,真的很可爱。 窗外轰轰的飞过去几架直升机,我心想这黑衣哥可真牛逼,军队都出动了,心里还是比较庆幸,保住一条小命。 我看着窗外发呆,突然看到城市边缘爆发出一个超级大的蘑菇云,我还在想那里是不是化工厂,震耳欲聋的声响跟着破碎的窗户一起飞到我面前,我马上翻身护住妻子,碎片扎入我的后背。 我想起来了,那里是核电站,我搂着妻子轻轻的吻她的额头。 “我爱你。”我平静的说,她也知道核爆的下场。 没过两分钟,粉尘滚滚的冲入我没有窗户的房子,在意识消失前我心里想到。 “可惜了我的养老保险,还没享受过一天。”
Posted 24 March, 2023.
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48.1 hrs on record (38.3 hrs at review time)
da bian
Posted 28 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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15.7 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
不高不低的伤害,一眼猜透的剧情
老套的冒险伙伴,加上纯粹的欲望
捡垃圾真TMD费劲,地图真TMD黑
也就是一个一般的游戏
但是
同志们!无产者们!联合起来!
让万恶的资本家,把剥削我们的吐出来!
让所有人都有工作!让经济发展!
让贪腐者下台!让思想回到正轨!
真正的社会主义一定会到来的!
对吗?
Posted 25 February, 2023. Last edited 25 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
司马东西,爷爷竟然还给你dlc充了钱
Posted 12 February, 2023.
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4.4 hrs on record
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♥♥,你怎么不去死
Posted 12 February, 2023.
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1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
一般,没什么语音,人物三点式,下面糊得一批
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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10.2 hrs on record
玩了两天,免费拿了50连抽,抽完就感觉索然无味了。趴,奔跑,真的很多余。
Posted 19 January, 2023.
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9.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
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总几把闪退
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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