Neue Rezensionen von 1000 blunts

This game has ruined my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I'm going to end it and take you all with me because I can't bear to look at anything anymore. Anywhere that I look I see Neco-Arc, any time I hear the word "Burenyuu", "Nyan-jajaan", "Doridoridoridori", "Shaa", ANYTHING, I am on the verge of killing myself. I close my eyes and I see Neco-Arc, I see that 60cm 8kg monster grinning as the gates of my soul are opened by her and I can feel Type Moon filling all that I am with the ringing noise of crackhead cat noises.

This is truly one of the games of all time

Every game it's the same. As soon as I load in, I look for that cursed creature that looks like the generic villain of every B grade 90s fantasy novel and ban him. Every game he gets through. And as soon as he does I can hear the repulsive sound of flapping chins as two tons of gamergunked man flesh locks in. It's another OD game.Now I'd be being dishonest if I'd say I have an unbiased perception of OD players. Because I've actually known two in my life and both of them are serving 10 years in federal prison. I'm not kidding either. I don't know what the chances of that are, but there are born again christians with more plausible stories behind their revelation than the existence of what I believe to be an entire cell block full of OD players. I'm sure it's a wonderful time in there.Speaking of wonderful times, out walks OD 10 minutes from lane over the burning ruins of the enemy tower. Did he lose lane? Doesn't matter. His core item is one of the most efficient regen items in the game and the moment he finishes building the enemy midlaner literally can't stand next to him. He's more or less a killing machine at this point packing the kind of stun beast master creams his pants over. Now you might say that they aren't the same. That's true. Beastmaster can't use his stun to save himself and his allies. It's also not on a tiny, tiny cooldown.Now OD players will often protest (two of which from their federal cells) that meteor hammer is a noob build. The real treasure is the pure damage no cooldown no resource costing auto attack that scales off the utility items you buy. Maybe. Maybe. But what those people are forgetting is that for the mere price of 4200 you can literally let your allies walk out of chronosphere and black hole.Also I lied. It's 1400. 1400 gold to for the kind of save that makes people play shadow demon. The truth is both eat the enemy alive and it's all dependent on how much you want to play with your food.In fact the only downside of meteor hammer is the fact its mana regen is wasted on a champions like Riven and Lee Sin who don't use mana...... Oh sorry. I got confused for a second. OD does use mana, but he just gets it all back when he uses it, meaning he can brick himself if he's not........ hold on your saying he will never not be able to use his Q? Oh. Wow.At this point a man in an orange jumpsuit has hoped a fence and screamed "BKB" at me, however I astral imprisoned myself for 4 seconds and blinked away. Then I blew his speakers out with my ult that on top of everything else, does around 1500 damage routinely. Why it does this I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea but the fact I never see OD players using it makes me conclude that there is in fact a glimmer of humanity in there.The real weakness of OD has nothing to do with OD. It's because fighting OD without BKB is literally impossible, so even deep in the darkest trench, two neurons floating in the primordial ooze manage to come together in the face of OD and buy bkb. Unironically the reason this guy's win rate is so terrible at lower skill levels is purely the fact he screws over his team by making the enemies build bkb at a reasonable time.of course.... I'm not innocent here. As we speak I am tethered to an OD as IO. I bought a heart 15 minutes ago and have just been tabbing over and hitting E. I've been facilitating this guy since minute one. I'm just as guilty as he is. The village is burning and I can smell the napalm. I signed up for this. I regret nothing. I'm 0/4/32. I was just following orders.

I love destroying my friends mentally

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Deathmatch Classic. The gameplay is extremely unique, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most of the features will go over a typical gamer’s head. There’s also GMan nihilistic style, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The best players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this game, to realise that it is not just good- it says something deep about ART. As a consequence people who dislike Deathmatch Classic truly ARE idiots- of course, they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the skills required in this game's mind-blowing map “dmc_dm2,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as this game's author wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I had so much fun in this game.
It's old, the player base is REALLY small, but this game is really really fun.
Forget about Half-Life 3, we NEED Ricochet 2!!

pretty relaxing tbh