super fun set GGs, really good defense

Sigma? I was sigma once. They dunked me in a toilet. A skibidi toilet. A skibidi toilet with rizz. And rizz makes me sigma.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

Imagine Angel's feet after a long day, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease, and bacteria. When he removes his shoes at the end of the day, he gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic his bare feet are, betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly trash by his own feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent can come from a boy so cute. What a contrast! On one side you've got his beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless amounts of potent stink to contend with! Imagine seeing Angel dip his toes in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky, green mess with his odor and killing all the fish! No wonder Warpig tried to research his foot odor to use as a poison weapon!

ayy cagao

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