Recent reviews by King Poot-Poot

It's like Band of Brothers if nazis were pure evil and none of the good guys EVER died. Plus, there's a main character type guy that absolutely drowns in women even though he's completely on the spectrum. Even his own sister wants him inside. **Jezus christ, Japan**

Japanese writing is pretty terrible. But the game is fun, slow though.
7.5/10

Edit:
No autosaving has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me over 5 times so far. I sure do enjoy spending 30 minutes x 5 on the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mission each ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.
Why is there no autosaving? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ japanese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if the story is bad atleast make the game functional.

It's heroine. Once you start, you think it's all cool. Then you realize that it's awful for you, and doesn't make you happy at all. But you can't stop using it. It's so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun, customization is awesome.. But the ptw and the community that aren't family men. I recommend it, but it's best with teamspeak+friends. Then it's actually pretty fun. Really bloody hard though. It's easy to get all the mechanics down, but to actually do well is tough as nuts.

Look, it's a f2p game. It's nothing impressive, but it's far from being a bad game. You do need to slap in a couple hours to unlock weapons though, but it has a VERY VERY fair 'play-to-unlock' / buy the weapon you want system. Only a few things are expensive,and that's to keep a point to the game.

Not a good game, and don't play anything but car maps. It's like an action movie, turn off your brain and have some stupid fun with some epic moments. Also dogs, but not in car maps though.

10/10
would wait for shield to recharge
would grindingly check the entire level for the relic
would not explain anything in the tutorial
would melee again [completely useless?]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is trying to be nuclear throne by not giving a proper tutorial
and fails horribly

this is not a fun game
people torture themselves with it to get higher rank
it's fun when you manage to do well
russians
foreigners
autists
valve doesnt care about smurfs more money for them
and explain how the AK even slightly matches up with the m4a1-s
ok 1 hit kill on headshot
i'd post the downsides here but that would take up too much space
sigh
it's not a fun game
it's a good game
it's cancerous community and unfair ranking system ruins it

edit 2023: I made this review ages ago. Not all of this is accurate but most of it is. The matchmaking is in a bad state as people are still climbing to their own rank, meaning it's silvers and globals together. Players are unwilling to work together or communicate. CS2 has introduced some issues, but they'll be fixed eventually. I think it's a step in the right direction. I don't like the crates or overpriced market. Smurfs are still pathetic. Every match is extremely similar. Not many viable strategies. Same smokes, molotovs and flashes every match gets really boring.

Movement inaccuracy is a bad mechanic. There's too much luck involved for this game to be consistently fun.

Fancy lookin' cookie clicker is still a cookie clicker
10/10 would wait for the game to give me a thumbs up again

was unable to figure out how to pick my tank and start playing 10/10
runs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible 10/10

overall: jezus christ this game is ♥♥♥♥♥

This game.. Please get some hotfixes out. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ. I can't even get into a match. I've done all of the ''can't launch the game'' steps, didn't help. This is the only game that has this problem. First, it gets stuck at 50%. When I restart block n Load, it goes to 100%, I hear sounds of the game, and then it crashes.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fix this disfunctional pile of crap.

Go play the beta version ''Build and Shoot'' It's free, no micro transactions or anything, it's still an untouched gem. Go play it. Don't waste your money on this, it was a fun idea, but Jagex happened, and y'know, remember runescape blabla. BETA VERSION BUILD AND SHOOT IS SUCH A FUN AND AWESOME GAME DONT YOU TOUCH YOUR ♥♥♥♥ COVERED HANDS ON IT JAGEX