'Speedy Thing Goes In, Speedy Thing Comes Out'

Hey guys i think i played really well this weak and i think i may be able to step up to Spudsparrow and take down his 3 year reign of player of the week.

look m8 im the administrator and i say who's player of the week so shut it yeah?

Hey guys, i know im new around here but thanks for letting me in, this is my true christmas present

Being player of the week for 2 years and 2 months is such hard work, sometimes I feel like I could just need a bit of mountain dew