Ahhhhh ya ya yaaaah, ya ya yaaah, yaaah, ya yah.
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-aaaaoooooh, aaaooo hooo haha
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nah nuh-nuh, nuh-nah.
Nah-nah-nah-nun, nun-ah-nah, nun-ah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
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Da-da-daaah, daaah, daa-daah.
Lololololoooooooo! La la-laaaaaah, la la laah, lol, haha.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Oh-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, lo-lo-loooo!
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-eee-eee-EEEE!
Luh luh lah, lah, lah-lah.
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Da-da-daaah, daaah, daa-daah.
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Trolololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la-
Oh hahahaho! Hahaheheho! Hohohoheho! Hahahaheho!
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Lolololo-lololo-lololo, oh-ho-ho-ho hooooooooooooooooooooo!

<tak jakos>

Ghost and his prophecy was a bit scary. Dragons hmm. Huge beasts, very dangerous. The had even burn few cities many, many years ago. But... our hero has come to local militia barrack to speak with captain.
(soldiers are trainig, tens of men are fighting and blocking)
Captain: 'Move on ladies. Come on hit stronger. My grandmum would hit u stronger peasants'
From the croud: 'Aaaaa...!!! My finger!!!'
Captain: 'Roger be careful with this sword!!! It's not the toy, you can kill somebody you idiot!!! <:O> Come here! (Scared Roger is coming) Here, take this wooden sword and won't kill anybody. <lol>'
Roger: 'Sir, yes sir'
Rodiric is coming close to captain and start conversation.
Rodiric: 'Welcome captain'
Captain: 'Greetings kind sir. What brings you here? Want to train a bit? <:)>'
Rodiric: 'No, thank you. I am a bit busy. Could you tell me something about defence line of the city? It's a bit important I don't want to explain this.'
Captain: 'Of course sir knight. So we have about 1500 regular soldiers here. 400 horsemen, 600 crossbowmen and bowmen, and 500 infanrty, all are equiped in mail shirts, tunics, swords and axes. We have too 100 heavy cavalry and 20 kinghts and of course some militia over 1000. Armorued with leather jerkins, boots and helmets.
Rodiric: 'Good, but do you have anything ekhm "heavy" like siege equipment - balists, catapults?'
Captain: 'Yes, we have two balists and a trebuchet with five catapults.'
Rodiric (in his mind): 'Interresting if this balist can pierce dragon's skin hmm' (now normal) Thank you captain for information. I will go now fervell.'
Captain: 'Good bye sir!'
Rodiric go to tavern for a rest.
That same time 40 miles north from the city.
Farmer Joss, known as Angry peasant: 'Betsy where are you, Betsy come me my love, don't hide haha, Besty...'
Betsy: 'Beeeee!' (you could say now wtf! yes Betsy is a sheep)
Farmer: 'Oh here you are! And where are your other friends'
Other sheeps: 'Beee! Beee! Beee!'
Farmer: 'Ok my small friends, let's come home, it's getting late'
Few minutes later near farmer's house:
Farmer (he was playing on flaut, now shoot): 'Aaaaaa dragon!!! Aaaaaa!!!'
Dragon: 'Calm down you peasant!!! Maybe you are interrested how i can speak in human's language? hehe Dragons know all languages. I came here for dinner. Mmm nice sheep.'
Farmer: 'Noo! No my poor babies!!! <D:>'
Dragon: 'Hmm so what i should do?'
Farmer: 'I am very poor, live here alone with my sheeps, go to Denis farm and eat there. Show mercy!!! <D:>'
Dragon: '<lol> Ok, where is Denis's farm'
Farmer: 'I don't know! <D:>'
Dragon: 'So why you told that!'
Farmer: 'Leave me and my sheeps!'
Dragon: 'If i won't do this?'
Farmer: 'Go to hell!!! (start throwing stone into dragon)'
Dragon: <LOL??? Is he mad o.O>
Few minutes later. House is burning.
Farmer: 'You f@@@@@@ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! <D:>' (sorry for bad word hehe)
Dragon: 'Stop crying, you thrown those stone on me, your fault'
Farmer: <:OOO>
....
Will be continioued (M&BA) Sir_Rayner -> Lord_Snow

King: 'Good work my friends, I hate them so much uhh...'
But when knights interracted with other monsters it wasn't easy to kill them. A lot of them came with wounds, a lot died, but some of them like Rodiric have completed thier task. (In the castle of Javiksholm)
King: 'Look people, Rodiric brought for you head of terrible monster - Giant Glars'
Citizens and peasants and beggars...: 'Hail king, hail Rodiric'
(Rodiric comes with head)
Rodiric: 'Hell yeah, woooohoooo!!! Who is the master hehe?! <-_- I am pro -_->'
Citizens: 'Hail Rodiric'
Some of the ekhm "other" citizens '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!'
King (in his mind) 'Ehh he really is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but i must give him an award hmm what i should give him? Money? No. Princess (hm.) No. Gold? (yumy) No. Yeah a sword Uriziel. <got ya -_->'
King: 'Come here Rodiric, I have got something for you'
Rodiric (still excited) 'Yeah I am the best!!!'
King: 'MAN!!!!! Rod!!!!!'
Rodiric: 'Oh yes, sorry my liege. What can I do for you?'
King: 'This is a sword for you. Uriziel - made by the bests smiths. Use it well.'
Rodiric: 'Legendery Uriziel!!! (taking sword) Wow so cool. <:D> Thank you my lord.'
King: 'No problem (now silent) I have a full magazine of this false versions heh (do u though he would give him a real one pheh good joke hehe). So my friend go to reat, end of ceremony, we need to sleep. Tomorrow another hard day. Taxesss timeee <mmm :]>'
Citizens: 'Oh no'
King: 'Hehehe'
So ceremony has ended and Rodiric is going to rest in the local tavern. But he see a strange situation. <o.O>
(Ghost appear in the fron of Rodiric. Ghost is a large man with armour, plate one with mail, on the back large two-handed sword. He is a bit older about 50-60 with large beard. No helmet.)
Ghost: 'Rodiric. Evil is coming to Javikshol. Beware, beware <:o>'
Rodiric firstly a bit scared but he saw some strange things in his life (in his mind): 'Is he mad lol' (now normal) 'What evil?'
Ghost: 'D... D... Dragon, beware of dragons <D:>. Beware evil is coming. Maybe you won't believe me but please try and listen to me' (ghost is disapearing)
Rodiric: 'Hey, wait' (to himself) 'Ahh he go away, but last dragon died about 250 years ago hmm. In other way it was a bit scary. Ehh. I should be careful. Let's wait few days and see what will happen. I will ask the captain of local militia to ask what is their defence line' (next part later...)

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