I've gotta say congrats. And this is a moment to invite your friends. THE ANKLE SURGEONS SHAL NOT TREAD WHEN THE PEOPLE RAISE THEIR FIST!!!!

watch out, they are at every move, on full alert now. They have awakened. Almost no matter what you do they will try to break your ankles. They have constructed their traps and put them right outside your house, and the moment you walk out, you break your ankle.

Watch out...
Watch out..
Watch out.

i've been breaking my grandmum's ankles for years now and repairing them at a reduced cost for her. It's a very good way to make some side cash for anybody whos interested in following in my footsteps.

During the spring and summer kids will try to climb on them and then BREAK THE ANKLES ONE BY ONE.

At this moment our only concern is the material that these trees will be made of.

ankle breakage imminent, prepare