Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he dosent push himself up, he pushes the ground down.

More Chuck Norris jokes Juice!

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when did I join this group, by the way, vince is gay, I ♥♥♥♥ him all the time. =)

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.

LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Do you know the lyrics to - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
the Macerena?
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

What do you name an Asian baby with Down syndrome?

Som Tin Wong

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

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How do you know if someones gay?
There name is leo_ _ _ _

fILL IN thE bLANKS

How do you know if a ♥♥♥♥♥ robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the ♥♥♥♥♥ is still trying to back out of your driveway HAHA

How do you know Noah was a White man?
No ♥♥♥♥♥♥ could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

lol you guys.

lol turtle RAIDS ALL DAY

U EAT TURTLES

I LIKE TURTLES