This week's Player is Wave. Suck it, all you people who aren't Wave!

This week's Player is Wingus. It was a hard choice between him and Wave, but we had a lot of fun this week.

It was hard choosing a Player this week because I haven't played with you guys a lot this go-'round. Also, I forgot to do this Thursday. So Rhinox, you've picked up the most achievements this week. Enjoy being a Player.

When the call went out for heroes, a lone adventurer responded. This singular individual came forth unto the ruined lands with a verve and bloodthirst destined to be sung about by poets for decades to come. This hero was... CABOOSE.

This week's Player is Wave yet again! He distinguished himself in his something something yada yada. Okay, he got more achievements than Wingus yesterday, but not more than me. Maybe I should be Player of the Week!