Yeah, guess you weren't expecting this, and due to my poor inmature self and lack of better reason may be the last story time time of 2014 who knows ANYWAY today I present you with the funest thing ever or something like that but not quite in that degree of intense, but stupid stories written by some random 14 year old who has in fact not cared and nor has the group obliviously only semi relevent and/or entertaining to the 4.1324% of the world caring, but to destroy any chance of this group just sorta vanishing I won't need any help from anyone so lets get on with the dang thing right?
I know that you don't suspect anything over my subpar levels of entertainment because of course you really don't care about what I write soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What am I going to talk about... Well that's a wonderful question, and me being the all knowing admin has no answer what so ever... Almost as if I never had any general thoughts to display within these spread out speeches about idk THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN I know the Wii U group was never set up (I had high hopes but to no avail) BUT that promise I made a year ago when I only had 211 hours put into Team Fortress 2 will come true (basically you writing your own stuff) so get to working my slaves and someday we may crush the competition under our feet or something. Psst (click here: http://steamoss.com/groups/storytimetime/discussions/0/558747288168650434/)

You will be banned for exessive cursing or racial comments, but it's free for you and less work for me so shut up and get back to work mu subjects!

Did you know all worms have both the female and male reproductive organs... interesting...

Today is a way overdue story time I like calling a way overdue story time.

In some year that could have possibly been in the 1990s this guy decided to work for microsoft. Ya know that company that probably made this computer, the richest man alive owns it. Now this guy was doing some work with the company. So one year, Microsoft's Word Prosessor was the second highest selling device for the computer. The first was Doom. You know that game with the zombies and the aliens from hell and a bunch of levels and stuff yeah that one. This guy noticed PC gaming was the way of the future and so he ditched microsoft to go work on a company he called Valve. (oh and steam) {definitly should have mentioned that} he made games like Dota 2, Team Fortress Classic and 2, the newer Counterstrikes, Half Life series, and Portal series. He was

If you are interested in either getting the disiplinary action OR a dead ringer answer the following riddle: tell me a cosmic number; 4 is cosmic, 5 is cosmic 2 is not cosmic, 1,046 is cosmic, 0 is not cosmic and 96823421 is cosmic. Give me a cosmic number and tell me how you got it in the next ten min. and you will recieve one of these items.

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Story Time:I know I missed story time on firday but I wanted it to be on 12-12-12. Wait it's well oh I guess I'm just lazy and missed an oppertuninty that comes once a sentry ha see what I did there. Don't worry if I'm still alive and posting next 100 years... well by then may have found me but lets not talk abot THAT. Without further adue (adue sounds like a colour) ha ha it's story time.

Once when it actually snowed during Christmas there were snowmen. Now one day this stupid man about 14 decided to dress up like a snowman and scare some inocent bystander. So he stood on his lawn in a costume, and a kid decided to come look at him and he scared the kid half to death by going bhbhahbahbahbhk anycrap an other idiot had another brilliant idea to ram a auto into a snowman and for some reason he choose the one with the other guy in it and the guy in the snow man costume got plowed by a auto. The End