LOVESOCK RIDES AGAIN (again)

Today in West Coast, Philadelphia a young man who spent most of his time on the playground was approached by some kids who according to eyewitnesses, "were up to no good" and "had been making trouble in the neighbourhood". A small fight ensued, to which the young man's mother was alerted moments later. She was reported as appearing quite scared and has since placed her son in the custody of her sister, the boy's aunt in Bel Air. Ordering a taxi for himself, the young man set off towards his new kingdom, remarking on the dice hanging for the rear view mirror and the rarity of the cab in question, but retracting his latter statement immediately afterwards. Speaking with the young victim once he had settled into his new home he told us he had arrived between seven and eight and bid farewell to the apparently smelly driver of the taxi. Finally glad to be here, he knocked on the door and made himself at home - like a prince on a throne.