Greetings New Recruits. I am fearless leader.

You will find it very easy to have fun here, but there ARE several rules which MUST be adhered to...
1. All new applicants must have 1 (one) beer minimum upon approval.
2. ALL members will be drunk for clan wars. NO EXCEPTIONS.
3. Please try and get a mic working so we can laugh at your pitiful voices... And to a lesser extent communicate in-game.
4. You do not tal... wait. Never Mind.
5. I and any of my faithful partners can change these rules and add to them at any time WITHOUT notice.
6. Any and ALL complaints can be send to [email protected] with the subject "suscribe"

EDIT: Changed second Rule 5 to Rule 6 'cause fearless leader can't count.