#ProudToBeACuck #AreYouProud

I sexually Identify as an SJW. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being offended about everything and dropping hot sticky stupidness on reddit. People say to me that a person being a SJW is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded and it's true, I'm an idiot. I'm having a plastic surgeon to install automatic tumblr triggering on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Offended" and respect my right to write endless strings of dumb thoughts and brag needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a SJWophobe and need to check your tumblr privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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