The Malaysian flight TipTipTip has been discovered. As it turns out, the plane disappeared as it fell into the fedora triangle. It then reappeared on the set of Cosmos. Neil DeGrasse Tyson(Literally God) found it when working on his cure to cancer. All passengers were safely rescued thanks to their safety fedoras and the pilots are doing just f(edora)ine. What are your opinions? P.S. Your opinions don't matter until Bill Nye has screened them and has determined their authenticity.