In Kelluke we trust

We once met a guy, Kelluke. He was a God. didnt hit anything in cs but it doesnt matter. p90 loves him. Kim-Jong Un once prayed to God Kelluke to help him to nuke. Kelluke once hit a mosquito with his toenail. Once upon a time lord Gaben was alone in the desert. He prayed for Kelluke and Kelluke didn't answer. Kelluke was drunk. Kelluke had ♥♥♥♥ to do, places to be.

Kelluke is love, Kelluke is life