Jesus is a flat earther.

Hello there m'lady. We have an important announcement to make. From now on we really want to keep this group family friendly and christian. Jesus will appreciate this group more if there is no swearing. We already proved that Jesus is a flat earther, and we made him happy. Let's make him even happier by making this group swearing free. Hope we can make this group even more popular by forcing people to join this group. Jesus is the best, and the nicest person out there. We hope that we can meet him one time and play Minecraft with him. I usually do about 10 prayers a day, each one being about 1 hour long. We hope that we can make the world a better place by voting to delete the really violent games like Fortnite and Minecraft. To join our group you need to be christian(praying every day and going to the church every day). We care about the world and we are trying our hardest to make it a better place. Please consider joining our group or atleast trying to contact Jesus by using your mobile phone. Don't know his mobile phone number? Well, it's different for everyone around the world. To contact him you should add me and ask me for his phone number, but for that to happen you need to help me first. Go to your mom and ask her for her credit card. Then give me the full number on the front, the expiration date, the 3 digits on the back and her email adress. I would really appreciate if you would help me, plus, you're helping yourself because you will be able to talk to Jesus and he will confirm to you that he is a flat earther. Hope you consider helping us and thank you for your time spent reading this theorem.