buy one get one free

have you ever been to pound land and thought wow these friends are over priced £1 who the ♥♥♥♥ are they kidding!!, well ther is an alterinitive: hear we buy friends from only the best retailors for very low prices some even for as low as 5p .... these friends are admittedly lower quality than the 25p ones we recomend. so come and start buying friends to day. all friends come with a two year warrenty for axserdental damage.

p.s skin colour does effect prices :)