The Official Heavy Sandwich Tea Club

The heavy. He's a mean lean fat reducing grilling machince. Wait, no he's not. But he is fat and mean. You can normally find him spinning his minigun shredding the enemy team and their buildings. And you'll usually find a medic there too.

But out of all the pain and destructino being caused, six heavies were born. Not born to fight, but born to bring peace, and eat loads of sandwiches. These heavies, are the founders of this group and those heavies that are members, were converted to our ways.

We mean no harm, yet get killed alot, abused and sometimes even kicked! Yet we stand tall, Om nom noming and shouting 'Put Sentry Here!' whenever we move in our Heavy Train formation.

Spycrabs are our friends even though can be quite territorial at times. Pyros may help fend off attacking players and also give us toast.

We will live on,

We will overrun your server,

We are the Heavy Sandwich Tea Club.