Tiocaidh Ar Lá!(Translation:Our Day Will Come!)

To be honest and I AM being honest here being Irish is probably the BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥' thing ever and thats the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' truth.It doesn't really count if you're some yank saying "I'm half Irish!" nah nah ya see that is a load of bollox.If your great granda travelled all the way from Connemara(which I have to say is a bollox of a place and thats the only place yanks know that or Tipperary) and came to America 100 years ago you're not Irish!You're a ♥♥♥♥ thinkin' he part Irish!And to be honest I hate the fact ye think we're all alcoholics!We're not!I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥' drink!Sure theres lots of drunken fights in pubs but what else could drunks do in pubs?Drink latté?We're not the mid 30 yank drinking latté in a café in LA loving the smell of me own farts,I'm Irish!We Irish are the blacks of Europe!It's true back in the 70s and 80 who thought they owned us?Britain!♥♥♥♥♥♥' Britain!Those Brits thought they owned us and put us down a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!Theres nothing wrong with modern day British they love us but ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ages ago they were bastards(only ones who thought they owned us) and in the 1920s there was a man called Michael Collins and when he went to Dublin Barracks to raise the Irish flag after we got our own government(which turned out to be ♥♥♥♥♥) he was 8 seconds late and the British sargeant said "We've been waiting 8 minutes Mr.Collins" and Collins replied "We've been waiting 800 years" and that was the best comeback I've ever heard ha :D you'll never beat the Irish!