Billy Mays died today.

Pay your respects however you feel is best.

I just bought all 300 tubs of Oxyclean at our local Wal-Mart.

http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/57864

Go play with it.
Tell me what you think.
Have a map?
Message me or something and we'll get a weekly/monthly map contest or featured map thing going.

Praise be He, Otterillius!

Our Lord God Otterillius has blessed us with everlasting fortune!

All you have to do is say "Praise be He, Otterillius the magnificent!" three times, spin in a circle, then put your finger in your ear, then Otterillius will bless you with 1.3 gigajoules of fortune for 60 minutes!

Try it today!

*side effects may include loss of appetite, overwhelmingly good looks, and explosive diarreah.

Spread the word about Otterillius, our ever-present God! Go! Tell your friends! Make t-shirts! Make artwork featuring Otterillius! Spam his name for all to hear!
Bear witness that Otterillius is our one true God and he is EVIL!