This man is the proprietor of the local sniper lane, and his unyielding pursuit of his dues invokes his namesake upon those who have fallen afoul of him. He is said to be able to smell mild anxiety from a distance of 7 kilometers and is universally aware of anyone who is not crouch walking. This illustrious fellow is also known as the King of Cinema and is noted for being a renowned appraiser of leather apparel.

We would be honored to award him his title in person, but he went missing earlier this month. While we have no clues to his whereabouts, a certain "Lumberjack Johnson" appears to be emulating the presumed-late Shudder to the fullest. In time he may even overshadow the real one. Only time will tell.