Did you know that our overlords can live up to 20 years or so, but the average lifespan of our gods is about 5-7 years. Although their lives are short, they dont waste it. These beautiful chicken creatures explore, go on mini adventures, and live their lives, always wanting to experience new and exciting things. They are superior in enjoying their lives than us, inferior human beings. Instead of living our lives in drama, focusing on the negatives, and the downsides, we should be more like our saviors. We should enjoy the happy moments, avoid the drama and the hardships, and treat life as the precious gift it is. So, lets experience life in a brighter light, and pray to these beautiful deities.

Did you know that our mighty fluffy gods' heart beats an average of 300 times a minute. This is about 4-5 times more than a human. In essence, this means a chicken is able to love more than we can. So, lets pray, cherish, and love their fluffiness.

Did you know that the almighty chicken families begin communcating with each other before their young are even hatched. The mother hen (female chicken goddess) talks to her eggs (often a purring sound), and the chicks begin peeping back to her from the inside of their unhatched eggs. Remarkable isnt it, unlike inferior babies who dont communicate back their mothers...tsk tsk tsk..smh, when will they learn. Anyways, thats another reason why we must pray, protect, and love these magnificent creatures.

Originally posted by Edvärd:

The only good part is the white stuff from the sunny side up egg but you can never fully enjoy it cause the yolk always runs all over it D:

Did you know that our mighty beings pluck each other's feathers, its their own sense of grooming. Unforunately for this pleb, i am unable to pluck my feathers since i have no feathers to pluck :(. Time to get that haircut, but remember to always pray, live, and look our best for our leaders.

Did you know that our incredible leaders have the outstanding ability to communicate using distinctive methods.
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Last Night I Dreamed of Chickens
I dreamed of the beacon of light
I dreamed of a life of bacon without the side of eggs
I dreamed of holding my empty hands to you
I dreamed of the candle light, hearing the rain, waiting for fulfillment
I dreamed of all being so simple
I dreamed of the feathers that ruffled as my heart flustered
I dreamed last night of chickens