0leksandr "s0mple" K0styliev (born October 2, 1997) is a Ukrainian professional Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player who currently plays for Natus S0mplere (Latin: “Born to lose”) as an AWPer and an exit fragger. He is most known for baiting his highly skilled teammates to oblivion and his overwhelming toxicity, and won the best player of the year in 2018 for constantly statpadding through using his teammates as flashes.

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.

*team name* players are fantastic, just need to work on comms, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, 1v1 maps, grenade and smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ what you think, I can say whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?