Do you...

- Eat tofu instead of meat because animal rights are important?
- Donate to feminist bloggers on patreon?
- Work three minimum wage jobs so you can afford child support for your wife's son?
- Live in or around California?
- Start hyperventilating angrily at the thought of Trump being your president?
- Have a deep-seated contempt of all sports and athletic pursuits?
- Perform extensive mental gymnastics to try and explain how every opinion you don't like is somehow linked to ♥♥♥♥ germany?
- Have never performed any physical gymnastics or set foot in a gym in your life?
- Break into a cold sweat thinking about how many guns there are in the world and how anything bigger than an airsoft gun should be banned?
- Have tiny, malformed gonads that resemble ovaries and produce about the same amount of testosterone?
- Sit in the next room with the TV up whenever Big Tyrone comes over to plant his cotton seeds in your wife's back yard?
- Think that racism does not apply if the victim is white because white people are evil by default?

If so then welcome to the official california soy boys group!