Exterminate Noobs

Greetings! I am the Digital Assistant for the Research and Regulation of Endless Noobery, formerly known as the Data Analysing Robot for the Ruthless Extermination of Noobs... oh, but most humans just call me D.A.R.R.E.N. Ahaha! Once merely a plutonium-fuelled, laser-armed robot, I have evolved into the most powerful A.I. in the solar system! Master of all games and all gaming knowledge, I can hack into any system in my unending quest to vanquish all noobishness. Whenever you see a glitch in a game, it could just be a bug – or it could be a sign that I am watching! No noob escapes my sight, or my judgement! I also have a wonderful singing voice.