There are several reports of a skinwalker roaming around Awesometown!! this skinwalker has mistakenly taken cover as Adan. We are aware that is a skinwalker as Adan does not reside in Awesometown, as he is a major loser!! Please be wary and do not attract any attention to your property at night in order to avoid casualties. Please remain safe, Adan haters, as we will be the most vulnerable.

Kind regards, the council of ADAN HATE CLUB.