~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Church Of Hobophilism~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Come thy children and worship our messiah, Bob The Magical Hobo and our black polish Giosus, EMBRACE THE TERMINAL AUTISM!


Commandment #1 "He who is holy shalt drop the first change in thy plastic cup."

Commandment #2 "lol.. He said Number 2.."

Commandment #3 "Vigorously masturbating is the key to a better afterlife."

Commandment #4 "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't ♥♥♥♥ but ho's and tricks."

Commandment #5 "Thy swag knows no boundaries."

Commandment #6 "Remember, once your alley is filled with too much ♥♥♥♥, you must switch to someone's backyard."

Commandment #7 "Clean thy bum upon thee public drinking fountain at the park.. And thy sins shall be cleansed."

Commandment #8 "Do not scare away the stray dog humping your leg, embrace it.. Then perhaps it will let you hump him."

Commandment #9 "Regularly worship Gaben by throwing your wallet at the monitor."

Commandment #10 "Stay pimping, my children.. Go home, getcho smoke on, get sometin to poke on, wazzout ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"








-Completely retarded and made up! Like the Mormon Faith!-