Today has been our official oppening of the Thrift Shop and what a day its been. All the CS pro player flew down to the UK and we hosted the official Thrift Shop tournament where the winner recieved a once in a life time skin, Battle Scarred TEC-9 Grounwater. It was a incredible tournament which I of course won myself.

After that I went out and decided to play the lottery which I then won aswell so I decided to stock the Thrift Shop with 200 more Dragon Lores which we sell for 2p.

Finally we all went out to dinner at the playboy mansion on my private jet where the Queen joined us for a nice cup of tea and we discussed how much we love CS:GO.

Wait... I just remembered all of this is a lie... We're not in North Korea R.I.P