I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.

A group to rival all church related groups, I LOVE YOU MR. OSWALT

This is a group dedicated to loving that fat bastard and to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥