No way out.

1. One must always potato.
2. Though shall not ever disgrace the Seahorse.
3. Though shall always pray to the Seahorse at the fifteenth minute of every hour.
4. Though shall obey the Otter as well, if they value their lives.
5. Though shall always know that the Seahorse is there for you.
6. One does not simply slap, to slap be an art.
7. If caught worshipping another religion by choice though shall be excommunicated and dealt with according to the Seahorse laws.
8. Though shall try their hardest to bring joy and Seahorseness to life.
9. One must try their hardest not to laugh at other fake religions no matter how stupid they are.
10. One must never question the Seahorse
11. If anyone is found thinking about hurting the Seahorse they will be immediately executed by Dr.Otter without question.
12. One must always know that they can dance if they want to.
13. One is usually entitled to their own opinion unless it is negative in any way towards the Seahorse.
14. You are always entitled to a trial but in most cases you will be found guilty anyway.
15. Once you slap you must always snap.
16. No one is to judge or question Batman.
17. The cake is a lie.
18. We do not pay you to be smart, we pay you to be pretty.
19. We do not pay you.
20. No disintegrations please.
21. Never lose faith in the Seahorse.
22. War isn't the answer, but it sure is fun.
23. There are only happy little accidents.
24. Wolverick is also not to be questioned.
25. You are just sleepwalking.
26. Don't ask questions that don't have answers.
27. Don't go looking for something that cannot be found.
28. No one has a true purpose.
29. You can run but you will just die tired.
30. Don't bring Mr Seahorse into problems or disagreements.
31. When in doubt pray to Mr Seahorse.
32. There is no such thing as your privacy.
33. You do not have many rights.
34. Insubordination will not be tolerated.
35. The only reason you're alive this moment is of MrSeahorse.
36. You are but a crumb to the vast ocean of the Seahorse.
37. When you are needed, you are needed.
38. All the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men can't stop Dr Otter from getting you again.
39. Why question what can murder you?
40. A smile can get you far but being a Seahorse gets you further.
41. MrSeahorse when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake.
42. Take compliments lightly.
43. Remember that evils only as good or as bad as you make it.
44. Remember you got the touch.
45. Though shall always follow commandments one through 45.
Remember Mr Seahorse loves you :]
Do not fear to ask for the full 100 commandments